Zootman 

The man that sells the kush.

Bro number 1: Bro, I need some kush right now.
Bro number 2: Lets hit up the Zootman

Zootman by Chimmysauce March 26, 2009

zoothanasia 

The action of a zoo putting down a perfectly healthy animal because they have become "surplus". Examples of this are Marius the Giraffe and the nine lion cubs a zoo in Sweden admitted to euthanizing. Usually a cowardly act put forth by zoos which probably shouldn't be allowed to run in the first place.

That zoo performs zoothanasia.

zoothanasia by scarypasta May 11, 2018

Zootanic 

A cross species pathogen, microbial viral infection, bacteria, fungus, or parasite.

The zootanic pathogen infected the birds, dogs, and humans

Zootanic by SV619 March 15, 2021

ZOOTAN 

Feltching an egyptian person

I Zootaned this guy from Cairo last night

ZOOTAN by uhhhhhhhh December 6, 2007

zootmoney 

Badass who made me cry.

Zootmoney posted public information on a message board, which caused winnerpeg to cry to admin.

zootmoney by winnerpeg February 15, 2005

Zootang 

Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo.

kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday.

kid 2 You got some Zootang right?

Kid 1 Ohh yeah

Zootang by BulletProofB January 13, 2009

zooman 

a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum

"oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!!

zooman by Roy woodhead January 16, 2008