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A female who jerks you off so hard that your foreskin is pulled off.
Yo, don't date Trish. I hear she's a total zonco.
Zonco by MasterJesusKillerMan October 4, 2011
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my brudda just lost his zanco
zanco by shuuuuuush u shmuck March 16, 2020
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Sanger Zonvolt 

The Over Zelous German Samurai for the series SRW. He piolots the Grunguts type 0 in OG 1 and the type 3 as well as the Dygengaurd. During a combat sequence he and his evil clone destroyd a building capable over holding up to the apochalyps.
Don't make me Sanger Zonvolt ur ass

Shut up and listen! Iam Sanger Zonvolt! I am the sword that smites evil!
Sanger Zonvolt by Vyrkin September 30, 2011
a Swedish person who is fond of small breasted girls who have cats ears.
your wf looks like zonzon
zonzon by billy233333333333 December 26, 2009
In italian (and expecially in south dialects) zoccola means "bitch", whore. The very same word is also used for the female of the rat (expecially sewer rat). "Zoccole" is the plural feminine form (masculine form does not exist with the same meaning, in fact "zoccolo" means hoof, clog).

The sentence in the example is written on a wall of an italian city (in italian dialect) and exploits the ambiguity of the meaning.
Berluscò, t'hanna magnà vivo 'e zoccole {plural of zoccola} e 'o primmo muzzeco te l'adda chiavà mammeta = Berlusconi, rats must eat you alive and the first bite must be given by your mother
zoccola by Jero.Potute March 25, 2010

Ben elef zonot 

In Hebrëw it means "Son of a thausand whores"

Ben=Son
Elef=Thousand
Zona-Whore
Zonot-Whores
This "ben elef zonot" fucked me up with the money he owns me.

בן אלף זונות
Ben elef zonot by Barvazon December 28, 2010
(Noun) Derived from a brand of shin pad M-Zone, Zono is the name given to anything that requires the maximum level of respect due to incredible levels of awesomeness or sex appeal.
Zono got pretty trashed the other night at that party; Zono's dish; Zono's brownies; Man did you see what Zono did the other day, that shit was insane
Zono by pseudonym20773109 May 24, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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