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(Noun) Derived from a brand of shin pad M-Zone, Zono is the name given to anything that requires the maximum level of respect due to incredible levels of awesomeness or sex appeal.
Zono got pretty trashed the other night at that party; Zono's dish; Zono's brownies; Man did you see what Zono did the other day, that shit was insane
Zono by pseudonym20773109 May 24, 2010
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Ben elef zonot 

In Hebrëw it means "Son of a thausand whores"

Ben=Son
Elef=Thousand
Zona-Whore
Zonot-Whores
This "ben elef zonot" fucked me up with the money he owns me.

בן אלף זונות
Ben elef zonot by Barvazon December 28, 2010
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Bet zonot 

Hebrew for "whorehouse",
however most commonly used to describe a situation in which you can do whatever you want, without anyone doing anything about it.
"Hey dude, why are you sitting here instead of studying in the class?"
"Ahh, it's Bet zonot"
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beit zonot 

A Hebrew phrase, which means "whorehouse". Widely used in the Israeli army, IDF, to describe a situation or a place, in which fun is being made.
Commonly used also among the Israelis.
- "So, Yossi, how is your service"?
- "Great! I am doing beit zonot in the Kirya".

(The Kirya is the ultimate military base of the jobnicks).
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