zondo

1. Verb - to Zondo a joint is to smoke it down to 1/4 and then dip the end in sugar. This is particularly enjoyable if you are with a friend, as the sugar makes you feel like sunshine.

2. Noun - A Zondo is a joint that has had the roach end smeared in sugar.

Also, you can substitute the sugar for any other granulated substance of your choice, but then you must attach a prefix to the word Zondo (for example, Limestonezondo)

When we Zondo'ed that joint, Locomoto locomoto locomoto... And that's all I remember.

by TGSMaverick December 3, 2005

Zondo

The schizophrenic other half of Zander, this more interesting chap is occasionally seen causing havoc in places such as dornoch, birmingham and especially dunfermiline were he likes to try out UFC moves. Unfortunaltely the good banter and drinking of zondo is rarely seen as he is increasingly having after work naps and early nights.

George: Are we out on the shot tonight then boys.

Reese Eder: Nah im gonna head up.

George: Come on Zondo, don't be such a Zander all the time

by Mrsrossisboss November 8, 2010

Zondo

Shit day, bad day

Im having a zondo

You look like your having a zondo

by Lerderbu February 7, 2017

Zondo

During a game of Wordle, when you have two guesses in a row where four of the five letters are in the correct location, but the remaining incorrect letter isn’t in the word at all.

I thought I had the Wordle right on my second guess, but I pulled a zondo on my third and fourth.

by WordleTurtle January 12, 2023

Zondo roll

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest roll every opportunity

Rolled over the bunker? Damn, he got another Zondo roll

by MikeHalkSmaL July 25, 2021

Zonduck

A person or individual showing no sign of intelligence, common sense or manners. Known mainly for eating all the food at a gathering without bringing any, parking outside your house on a Sunday on your freshly cut garden lawn, playing trance music on full. May also be addicted to steroids. A common occurrence in South Africa, but found worldwide too.

Hey dude, hows this Zonduck , he finished all the chow in my fridge.

by Mr toast 12345 November 1, 2016

Zordon

A great leader who sacrificed everything for the Power Rangers and the rest of the Universe

Had Andros kill Zordon to stop the armies of Dark Spector

by Jade anarchist the Megazord of Time November 29, 2003