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Zolmification

Flattery of another person in order to get a head in ones personal life.
I used zolmification on ariele in order to convince him to do my work.
Zolmification by Wordman1 May 19, 2019
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Morning Zombification 

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

zombification 

The process of animating corpse; in the traditional voudoun religion, this is achieved through fissioning the soul to detatch that part responsible for individuality, though it has been theorised that the actual process, if it exists, could involve toxxins extracted from (for example) the blowfish.

Much has been made of zombification, and particularly as a result of biophages, on the silver screen, an early example being the 'Night of the Living Dead' trilogy and more recently the 'Resident Evil' games and films. In the former, the process is less important than the results of mass zombification.

Zombification is also a word used to describe the effects of the dulling or desensitising influences of modern culture, or numbing experiences in general.
The malefactuer continued to wait; when the victim called his name, the zombification would be complete.

Television today is nothing but mass zombification!
zombification by Jordan G January 25, 2004

internet zombification 

n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.
"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."

zomgification 

1. The proccess of being turned into someone who says ZOMG! all the time.
A. ZOMG! I just won the lottery!
B. Great!
A. ZOMG! ZOMG!
B. Oh dear you are undergoing Zomgification, soon you'll be a Zomgie.
zomgification by Ellisio March 21, 2007

zombification 

The selection and reprogramming of certain Republican party members for the dissemination of any information, factual or not, on the daily talk show circuits. This is accomplished by the continual repetition of a preset scripted text to answer any and all questions put to the zombified selectee, whether relevant to the question asked or not.
Congresswoman Michelle Bachman is a prime example of the zombification process, as she so aptly showed on Meet The Press.
zombification by Sphygmo19 March 22, 2011

zombification 

The changing of the natural behavior of a given creature or entity that is created through introduction of an outside catalyst; Chemical, Biological/Parasitic, Technical and/or Arcane.
The introduction of the Jeweled Wasps venom caused the Zombification of the German Cockroach.
After the release of the "2-4-5 Trioxin" gas in the movie "Return of the Living Dead" all of the corpses and individuals exposed, suffered from extreme Zombification.

In the book "The Apocalypse of Enoch" by Shane Moore, the paramilitary group known as Z.O.D. battled people & creatures suffering from Zombification by the Abandon virus, a biblical plague.
zombification by ZOD Boss March 27, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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