Zonkification 

The process of being zonkified. (messed up)

The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system files before he was able to snuff it. (his pc would have then been "zonkified")

Zonkification by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

zenification 

Zenification is a fancy word for molding your life to achieve zen, the inner peace.

When I started the zenification process I was unaware of the amouth of work involved.

zenification by Ohabu February 15, 2008

Morning Zombification 

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention

mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

Morning Zombification by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011

zombification 

The process of animating corpse; in the traditional voudoun religion, this is achieved through fissioning the soul to detatch that part responsible for individuality, though it has been theorised that the actual process, if it exists, could involve toxxins extracted from (for example) the blowfish.

Much has been made of zombification, and particularly as a result of biophages, on the silver screen, an early example being the 'Night of the Living Dead' trilogy and more recently the 'Resident Evil' games and films. In the former, the process is less important than the results of mass zombification.

Zombification is also a word used to describe the effects of the dulling or desensitising influences of modern culture, or numbing experiences in general.

The malefactuer continued to wait; when the victim called his name, the zombification would be complete.

Television today is nothing but mass zombification!

zombification by Jordan G January 25, 2004

donkification 

When some donkey incorrectly plays his hand and rakes a huge pot from you.

Yeah man it was total donkification that guy has no idea how to play.

donkification by Kamerheimer September 27, 2006

internet zombification 

n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.

"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."

internet zombification by Lee Warrick May 8, 2008

zomgification 

1. The proccess of being turned into someone who says ZOMG! all the time.

A. ZOMG! I just won the lottery!
B. Great!
A. ZOMG! ZOMG!
B. Oh dear you are undergoing Zomgification, soon you'll be a Zomgie.

zomgification by Ellisio March 21, 2007