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Takes the place of words which you cannot get to because of inebriation or plain stupidness.
I need to get that zolian,man. You know the zolian? The zolian that we bought last week! Yeees! THAT Zolian!
Zolian by Tbonetouch January 7, 2010
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Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019

zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
zoltaneering by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008
yo who wants some fentanyl?
oh you mean zorian? hell yeah!
zorian by skrtskrtvicky December 2, 2019
A person that will always be there for you when ever you need her. She always listen to what you have to say and will love you for the person you really are. She is very kind and sweet and once you look at her you can’t stop looking because of her gorgeousness. Once you have her as a friend there is nothin else in the world that can help you when your sad then her smile. She tends to make funny jokes and is comedic. Once you lose her as a friend you lost everything.
John: Look there’s Zuliana.

Lucas: Man I wish I was still her friend so she can help me the way she used to.

John: Well she is nice enough to give. second Chances.

Lucas: You know what I’m gonna make Zuliana my friend again and apologize
Zuliana by Annonymos 03-27-03 July 9, 2018
If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.
Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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