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Normally very chill and can take alot of annoyance and pain but when she's really mad you have to beware. She can become your worst nightmare if she is mad at you. She will either like you or hate you. She is very quiet until you get to know her. Once you do you will see how nice, caring, and thoughtful she is. Also she is very silly and weird. She is normally loved by all and wants to be friends with everyone. Because her name is spelled in a unique way, she is also unique.
Guy 1 : Zoiee is so cool bro.
Guy 2 : She's so chill
Zoiee by mransi246 November 12, 2018
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The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She cares about her friends and doesnt try to ruin anyones day. She gives honest advise and cares about everyone. Shes gorgeous but she is humble about it. Shes the motherly type and makes sure everyone is taken care of. Shes shy when she doesnt know a person, but once they're friends shes her total fun firecraker self. Everyone loves her.
Friend (calls Zowee) : Hey Zowee i really am in a tough situation and i need help.

Zowee: I'll be right there.
Zowee by The Girl Who Knows All November 26, 2011
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Normally very chill and can take alot of annoyance and pain but when she's really mad you have to beware. She can become your worst nightmare if she is mad at you. She will either like you or hate you. She is very quiet until you get to know her. Once you do you will see how nice, caring, and thoughtful she is. Also she is very silly and weird. She is normally loved by all and wants to be friends with everyone.
Guy 1"She is so nice and fun! "
Guy2"Yea she's zoie."
Guy 1"That makes alot of sense."
Zoie by Katrina Hills May 9, 2017
A charming, hot guy. He's so funny and amazing. He is everything you ever want in a guy. Be careful, he can get mad easily. He likes to joke around A LOT. So don't be too gullible around him! Everyone likes Zobee! He is amazinggg.
Oh my god, that guy is so funny and awesome.. Hes such a Zobee!
Zobee by ImmaCoolGirl September 10, 2011
perfect, beautiful, kind. has the type of personality that makes you want to be around her all day. beautiful blue eyes, gorgeous lips. you can't help thinking about her all day. if you ever date a zoee you immediately realize that she's the one you want to be with forever, even after you die and are chillin in heaven. she is a free-spirit with a gentle soul. who couldn't love her? she's the definition of perfect.
Guy 1: Wow Zoee is beautiful!

Guy 2: I know right? too bad she's dating kain

Guy 3: fml! she is so perfect! damn him
zoee by kstewart94 January 13, 2012
Zoies would feel ugly and unappreciated by all the work she did to make people happy. She sacrifices her own happiness to make others happy.
She might seem strong on the outside,
But she’s slowly breaking.
Zoies would usually have suicidal thoughts.
Zoies feel very unloved at home also, Zoies are usually the older sister or the eldest. And that means they don’t have as much attention as they hope they would.
The Zoie I know has one younger sister and has been the only child for so long.
Zoies probably talks to herself at night about her problems since no one would listen. Her heart hurts so much because of everything she’s been through. She gives really good advice to people- but she can’t follow through with that advice herself. Her thoughts are probably “I hate myself” “why can’t i go back in time” “why do I have to be the eldest” and all that stuff; Zoies are caring, loving, beautiful inside and out, selfless and would do anything for anyone. Zoies can take a lot of annoyance, but when she’s really stressed she would start breaking and crying. Zoies can really fight for what’s right and would help a lot of people if what they’re doing is right. Zoies usually likes roses or sunflowers. Zoies birthday is usually in winter and Zoie loves snow. Zoies favorite weather is snow or when it’s cold but sunny. Zoie loves watching the sunsets and watching stars. But if she’s not doing that then she’s inside texting and comforting her friends or on social media.
Girl 1- Zoie is so ugly and rude

Girl 2- she isn’t! She’s so caring to me. If she was rude to you she was probably fighting for what is right for her friends!
Zoie by Wolf128 November 11, 2018
A zoie is a person who is beautiful but doesn't believe it. Shorter than most, but loves sports!
Me:you are so pretty!
Zoie: no I am not! I am ugly!
Zoie by DidYouKnowTheBackpackKid November 13, 2017
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