Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.

(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."

Zoidberg by Alhadis July 29, 2008

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Dr. Zoidberg

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.

I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

Dr. Zoidberg by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

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Zombidextrous

Zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.

Poor Sean, keeps dropping things of late last night. I handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. He went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous.

Zombidextrous by Teresa Marovich January 29, 2009

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