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Zlapping 

The sexual act of pissing and nutting into a persons nostrils causing a gagging like sound and a sore throat. Often paired with another person giving a Blumpkin.
Vinny- “Dude, me and my friend were Zlapping last night, it was crazy!”
Angel- “Last time I did that my throat was sore for a week, Next time you do that lemme know so I can give them a Blumpkin”
Vinny- “that would be awesome I’ll make sure to tell you”
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Zlapping 

The sexual act of both nutting and pissing into a persons nose simultaneously, causing a intense gagging like sensation to occur.
Person A- “Me and my friend were zlapping all night yesterday, my throat do still sore,”
Person V- “Dude, next time you do that invite me I haven’t been Zlapping in months,”
Person A- “I’ll keep that in mind I’ve needed a new Zlapping partner,”
When a group of individuals get on Twitter and start to roleplay as a dbz character with a disability. Often interacting with eachother
James: Hey bro, you wanna come to Noah's party tonight? It's gonna be sick!

Brandon: sorry bro, I'm too busy zlarping on Twitter.com

James: Fucking loser
zlarping by SoldierAce January 20, 2023
Changing between 2 or 3 TV channels using the remote control without paying much attention to one program in specific.
When you are seeing a NASCAR race, a movie and a musical concert at the same time in your tv and your begging "ZAPPING" between them using the remote controller.
ZAPPING by JORSATAN December 16, 2008
When 2 men wearing only tube socks rub their feet on the carpet to create an electrical charge and then place the tips of their boners close enough to let the charge pass through.
Jodie and Reggie bought new tube socks and hosted a zapping party last night to celebrate the new shag carpet in their man cave.
Zapping by Buck Russell October 16, 2015

zlopping 

When you have are having sex with a female while upside down and your jizz squirts on your own face unintentionally
When Kenzie and Tyler had sex upsidedown, Tyler began zlopping all over his face.
zlopping by Big Rod99 November 15, 2009

drone zapping 

a problem you have when you have crossed the line and have become visible and a irritant for the government perhaps they want to get rid of you. The electrical shock or lazer burn administered by drone if amped up will make you bleed and your brain clog up like there are dead areas. You will want to die.
Drone zapping happens when the chem trails are going on then drones can watch you and if they like the aluminum in the residue of chem trails make it damn easy to zap you, a conductive for electronic surveillance They have followed me up and down the west cast , I can not get away from them. I am being zapped because I would not let someone take my land. We are all in trouble.
drone zapping by betty dead March 31, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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