Used to describe someone who has so much cock jammed up in their throat, they have to unzip their neck to let it out
by anonymous February 11, 2025
Get the Zipperneck mug.To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.
"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"
"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014
Get the Zipperknuckled mug.The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.
"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."
by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006
Get the zipperection mug.A type of hat that gives the rear of the hat a much cleaner look. Instead of being adjusted by a strap or snap, it is adjusted with a zipper. The zipper may very well be one of man-kinds greatest inventions next to duct tape. The zipper may be easily adjusted for personal comfort. Overall, better than strap and snap backs.
by Steeve909 July 12, 2014
Get the zipperback mug.The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.
Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!
Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!
{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}
Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(
Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!
{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}
Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(
Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013
Get the Zipperection mug.by bedd time May 21, 2010
Get the zipperback dress mug.When you accidentally zip up part of your dick in your pants zipper resulting in extreme pain and humiliation.
Dude : "How did you injury your dick?"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
by xopj December 6, 2011
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