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Zipperknuckled 

To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.
"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
Zipperknuckled by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014

zipperection 

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.
"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

zipperback 

A type of hat that gives the rear of the hat a much cleaner look. Instead of being adjusted by a strap or snap, it is adjusted with a zipper. The zipper may very well be one of man-kinds greatest inventions next to duct tape. The zipper may be easily adjusted for personal comfort. Overall, better than strap and snap backs.
Mike - "Did you buy another snapback?"
Steve - "Calm down, this is a zipperback"
zipperback by Steeve909 July 12, 2014

Zipperection 

The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.
Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!

Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!

{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}

Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(

Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
Zipperection by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013

zipperback dress 

A dress with a zipper in back
I love wearing zipperback dresses; they are so easy to get into.

Zipperdicking 

When you accidentally zip up part of your dick in your pants zipper resulting in extreme pain and humiliation.
Dude : "How did you injury your dick?"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
Zipperdicking by xopj December 6, 2011