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A piece of meatloaf with a hole in it used as a pocket pussy
"Just finished my 25 hour shift, time to fuck my Ziekeloaf."
Ziekeloaf by bisbeatonismeme May 26, 2018

Ziekenheiner Effect 

Having buttons undone on your shirt to expose more chest
Matt was suffering from the Ziekenheiner Effect the other day. Buttons wasn't happy
Matthew "the sex" Ziemke
Ziemke by Bingbongpalushia August 4, 2008
a dude who is constantly flexing and or checking himself out, a ziemke will usually hit on younger girls, preferably in highschool a ziemke has a small penis and thining hair, a ziemke will also fake a deep voice to make himself more appealing to the ladies.
That new gym teacher is totally a ziemke, look at him hitting on those freshmen.

or

(at the gym) guy1- Check out that ziemke doing db curls in the mirror behind the treadmills.

guy1- isn't that your little sister runnning over there?

guy2- WTF?!
ziemke by Jack Hammersmith May 2, 2009
the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls
i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the place.

dude, make sure you clean off the zielke in the shower.
zielke by prankster757 June 9, 2009

psychiatrisch ziekenhuis 

Ga naar een (go to a) psychiatrisch ziekenhuis (psychiatric hospital)
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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