zielke

the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls

i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the place.

dude, make sure you clean off the zielke in the shower.

by prankster757 June 9, 2009

Kristin Zielke

An apple crumble cunt. What many call a fucking burnt piece of celery

Kristin Zielke is a fucking raisin

by andremedl November 23, 2018

kristin zielke

an apple crumble cunt. what many call a fucking burnt piece of celery.

kristin zielke is a fucking raisin

by andremedl November 23, 2018

Ziekeloaf

A piece of meatloaf with a hole in it used as a pocket pussy

"Just finished my 25 hour shift, time to fuck my Ziekeloaf."

by bisbeatonismeme May 26, 2018

Zilke

A hip, cool person from Africa that has a mission in life to start the dancefloor.

A: Who is that that just walked in the door? The party just went crazy for them!
B: Oh, it is a Zilke. It happens everytime.

by LizaMinelli October 11, 2010

Ziekenheiner Effect

Having buttons undone on your shirt to expose more chest

Matt was suffering from the Ziekenheiner Effect the other day. Buttons wasn't happy

by HomerJSimpson January 17, 2020

Ziemke

"the sex"

Matthew "the sex" Ziemke

by Bingbongpalushia August 4, 2008