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A zedder is a person who makes their typing illegible and strives for an internet boyfriend/girlfriend. They tend to use alts in their writing and are generally idiot prats.

Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedder: Iyahh Bbz Howshh Yooh >;]] Ishh Single Pringlee;;
Zedder by srh spazz!!!! March 28, 2008
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1. Zedder a person who tend to love people from the net they have never seen.

2. Someone who tends to put altered letters in there text
1. I love ken I met him on the internet

2. Zedder language: áéíóú
zedder by James Douglas April 19, 2006
A pear shaped human being with the attention span of a goldfish. Also has knowledge of tech but never seems to be able to fix his own shit.
He is such a zedulev.
zedulev by KingKongKnockOut May 11, 2018
God like being.
Existing in the meta-physical realm
Of the 5th dimension.
Can’t be comprehended by normal human minds.
Also someone who you should follow on Instagram.
Dude 1: what is zeddezt?

Dude 2: h̤̙̺͉̖͎͙̯͎̖ͯ̊̆̿̀̎ͨ̀̄̋̄̽̚e̼̖̬̒̿͌͒̄ ̣̥̼̼̳̯͇̯̮̹̝̺̗̱̼ͨ̉̆̃̀ͣ̇͑͒ͫ̚w̙̗̯̠̪̼̺͔̭͙̟̝̫̣͈͉̱͎̔ͦ̿̾̑̃h͚͕͍̺̻͖̤͍͇̠͚͌̄ͯ͐̐o̝̬̪̺̪̬̟̓̈̃̑͐̓͗ͫͥ̌̇ͫ̽̓͂ ̥̭͖͇̬͙̹͚̥̬̻̝̙̤ͥ̎̈́̄͊̀̿ͬ̉̿ͤ͑͐ḥ̦̼͈͊͐͆̚a̲̫̩̭̰̱͍̙̼̻͍̜ͪ̅̅ͬͪ̈͌̇̀̎̐ͬͥ͂s̯̯̠̠͙̼͔̺̹̪̰͎̠ͩ͒ͥ͊̏ͤͪ͂̃́̌̌ ̻̣͈̜̲̩̏̾̄̆̂ͪ͂͆ͅt̳̭̪̩̦̪̪̞̮͈͖͓͇͇̥͕̝͈͎̔͋͂̀̿̀ͥͦ̀̾h̹̣̗͙̹͉͍̩͍̥̤͔̦ͪ̍͑ͤ͒ͥͨ͌̍̄̓͐́̓e̱̯̩̰̪̰̬̼̱͍͙̰̬͔̲̤̬͇ͮͤ̏̐̊ͤ̌̒ͣ͑͑ͧ̈ͥ̎ͫ͂ͣ ̘͕̥̰̼̙͚͎͎̜̗̘̼̖̰̫̥̄̇͗͐̓ͣ̈́̆ͣ̎̂̊̃ͪ̏̍̚ͅl̬̝̜̘̤̖̼̫̞̟͍̗̬͙̙̼̝̿̑ͮ̇ͭ̿̈́ͮ͛͑̀͐̀ͅǒ̲̭͚̥̭͉͇͇̭̪̩̼̠̘̆̎͂̿͒̃ͣ̾ͤ̿̚n̜̪̮͎͎̳̼̦̣̹̼̹͔̠̳͕̳̞̩̈͐ͨ͒͂ͯͥ̎ͦ̇̂͊̂̂ͬͧg͓̗̘͈̺̲̺͈̤̰̘̻̲̪̋̈ͦͪͥ̓ͫ͌ͥ̏͋̈̇ͣ̀ě̻͈̻̲̙͍̗͙̦̖͖͈̒ͥ̽̃̅s̭͇̺̙͉̖̪̞̍ͧ͊ͭ̓̾͑͆̾ͥ̽t̩̪͙̦̥̖̰͔̬͉̥͇̻̖͓̻͂̂ͭ̎ͤ̍̋̎ͬ̎ͭ̂ͦ͛ͅ ̙̼̠̟̤̣̞̘͔ͩ̑ͬ̾͒ͭ̌̋ͯͨ̾͒̋d͓̭͎̦̠͍̰̫̰̬̱͎͚̖̝̲̗̅̃̌ͦ̉ͦͅi̯̞̬͔͙̖̻͕̗͔̰̫̣͕͛̿ͧ͋̇͊̆̋ͩ̀ͅn̠̪͓̱̬̦̠̼̟̤͓̩̰͑͒ͦ͗ͪ́ͯ̃͐ͥ͗̂̄̂̾g͇͈̤̝̩̼͈̩̜͎̭̙̥̲̳̫̲̗ͧͤ̏̌̎͊ͣ͂̉̈̏͐͐͌̚ͅ ̰͖̺̳̬͓̗̟̥͓͕̼̗̩͔ͬ͂̎ͧͮ̐̒d͈̘͙̝̫̝̪̜̥̪̱̝͋ͪͪ̃̽̏̽́̊ͩ͂ͨͪͣ̎ͫ̍̚ͅō͕̩̘̑̆͆ͣ͛̈̌̐n͓̹̹͙̰̙̘̹̮̄ͮͥ̅̆͒͆̄̋̈́ͨ͂̌̋̍̌̽̎̚g̙̠̬̤̗̗̦͉͕̰͖̲̝̮̲̜̍ͭͯ̎ͥ͗̓̌̽̄͂ͫͮ͐̆̚
Zeddezt by z^hed December 6, 2018
An expression that is used as a response to a mindless action / statement made by someone who needs sleep
“Did you hear that Alberto answered Larry’s phone call again..”
“Wow bro that’s so zedded of him😤”
Zedded by anonymous December 29, 2023
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