Zedude
He's a skinny white mustard who hates black people, except for Michael Jordan, and he's also known for being a bigot.
Zedder
A zedder is a person who makes their typing illegible and strives for an internet boyfriend/girlfriend. They tend to use alts in their writing and are generally idiot prats.
Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedder by srh spazz!!!! March 28, 2008
Zeddezt
God like being.
Existing in the meta-physical realm
Of the 5th dimension.
Can’t be comprehended by normal human minds.
Also someone who you should follow on Instagram.
Existing in the meta-physical realm
Of the 5th dimension.
Can’t be comprehended by normal human minds.
Also someone who you should follow on Instagram.
Dude 1: what is zeddezt?
Dude 2: h̤̙̺͉̖͎͙̯͎̖ͯ̊̆̿̀̎ͨ̀̄̋̄̽̚e̼̖̬̒̿͌͒̄ ̣̥̼̼̳̯͇̯̮̹̝̺̗̱̼ͨ̉̆̃̀ͣ̇͑͒ͫ̚w̙̗̯̠̪̼̺͔̭͙̟̝̫̣͈͉̱͎̔ͦ̿̾̑̃h͚͕͍̺̻͖̤͍͇̠͚͌̄ͯ͐̐o̝̬̪̺̪̬̟̓̈̃̑͐̓͗ͫͥ̌̇ͫ̽̓͂ ̥̭͖͇̬͙̹͚̥̬̻̝̙̤ͥ̎̈́̄͊̀̿ͬ̉̿ͤ͑͐ḥ̦̼͈͊͐͆̚a̲̫̩̭̰̱͍̙̼̻͍̜ͪ̅̅ͬͪ̈͌̇̀̎̐ͬͥ͂s̯̯̠̠͙̼͔̺̹̪̰͎̠ͩ͒ͥ͊̏ͤͪ͂̃́̌̌ ̻̣͈̜̲̩̏̾̄̆̂ͪ͂͆ͅt̳̭̪̩̦̪̪̞̮͈͖͓͇͇̥͕̝͈͎̔͋͂̀̿̀ͥͦ̀̾h̹̣̗͙̹͉͍̩͍̥̤͔̦ͪ̍͑ͤ͒ͥͨ͌̍̄̓͐́̓e̱̯̩̰̪̰̬̼̱͍͙̰̬͔̲̤̬͇ͮͤ̏̐̊ͤ̌̒ͣ͑͑ͧ̈ͥ̎ͫ͂ͣ ̘͕̥̰̼̙͚͎͎̜̗̘̼̖̰̫̥̄̇͗͐̓ͣ̈́̆ͣ̎̂̊̃ͪ̏̍̚ͅl̬̝̜̘̤̖̼̫̞̟͍̗̬͙̙̼̝̿̑ͮ̇ͭ̿̈́ͮ͛͑̀͐̀ͅǒ̲̭͚̥̭͉͇͇̭̪̩̼̠̘̆̎͂̿͒̃ͣ̾ͤ̿̚n̜̪̮͎͎̳̼̦̣̹̼̹͔̠̳͕̳̞̩̈͐ͨ͒͂ͯͥ̎ͦ̇̂͊̂̂ͬͧg͓̗̘͈̺̲̺͈̤̰̘̻̲̪̋̈ͦͪͥ̓ͫ͌ͥ̏͋̈̇ͣ̀ě̻͈̻̲̙͍̗͙̦̖͖͈̒ͥ̽̃̅s̭͇̺̙͉̖̪̞̍ͧ͊ͭ̓̾͑͆̾ͥ̽t̩̪͙̦̥̖̰͔̬͉̥͇̻̖͓̻͂̂ͭ̎ͤ̍̋̎ͬ̎ͭ̂ͦ͛ͅ ̙̼̠̟̤̣̞̘͔ͩ̑ͬ̾͒ͭ̌̋ͯͨ̾͒̋d͓̭͎̦̠͍̰̫̰̬̱͎͚̖̝̲̗̅̃̌ͦ̉ͦͅi̯̞̬͔͙̖̻͕̗͔̰̫̣͕͛̿ͧ͋̇͊̆̋ͩ̀ͅn̠̪͓̱̬̦̠̼̟̤͓̩̰͑͒ͦ͗ͪ́ͯ̃͐ͥ͗̂̄̂̾g͇͈̤̝̩̼͈̩̜͎̭̙̥̲̳̫̲̗ͧͤ̏̌̎͊ͣ͂̉̈̏͐͐͌̚ͅ ̰͖̺̳̬͓̗̟̥͓͕̼̗̩͔ͬ͂̎ͧͮ̐̒d͈̘͙̝̫̝̪̜̥̪̱̝͋ͪͪ̃̽̏̽́̊ͩ͂ͨͪͣ̎ͫ̍̚ͅō͕̩̘̑̆͆ͣ͛̈̌̐n͓̹̹͙̰̙̘̹̮̄ͮͥ̅̆͒͆̄̋̈́ͨ͂̌̋̍̌̽̎̚g̙̠̬̤̗̗̦͉͕̰͖̲̝̮̲̜̍ͭͯ̎ͥ͗̓̌̽̄͂ͫͮ͐̆̚
Dude 2: h̤̙̺͉̖͎͙̯͎̖ͯ̊̆̿̀̎ͨ̀̄̋̄̽̚e̼̖̬̒̿͌͒̄ ̣̥̼̼̳̯͇̯̮̹̝̺̗̱̼ͨ̉̆̃̀ͣ̇͑͒ͫ̚w̙̗̯̠̪̼̺͔̭͙̟̝̫̣͈͉̱͎̔ͦ̿̾̑̃h͚͕͍̺̻͖̤͍͇̠͚͌̄ͯ͐̐o̝̬̪̺̪̬̟̓̈̃̑͐̓͗ͫͥ̌̇ͫ̽̓͂ ̥̭͖͇̬͙̹͚̥̬̻̝̙̤ͥ̎̈́̄͊̀̿ͬ̉̿ͤ͑͐ḥ̦̼͈͊͐͆̚a̲̫̩̭̰̱͍̙̼̻͍̜ͪ̅̅ͬͪ̈͌̇̀̎̐ͬͥ͂s̯̯̠̠͙̼͔̺̹̪̰͎̠ͩ͒ͥ͊̏ͤͪ͂̃́̌̌ ̻̣͈̜̲̩̏̾̄̆̂ͪ͂͆ͅt̳̭̪̩̦̪̪̞̮͈͖͓͇͇̥͕̝͈͎̔͋͂̀̿̀ͥͦ̀̾h̹̣̗͙̹͉͍̩͍̥̤͔̦ͪ̍͑ͤ͒ͥͨ͌̍̄̓͐́̓e̱̯̩̰̪̰̬̼̱͍͙̰̬͔̲̤̬͇ͮͤ̏̐̊ͤ̌̒ͣ͑͑ͧ̈ͥ̎ͫ͂ͣ ̘͕̥̰̼̙͚͎͎̜̗̘̼̖̰̫̥̄̇͗͐̓ͣ̈́̆ͣ̎̂̊̃ͪ̏̍̚ͅl̬̝̜̘̤̖̼̫̞̟͍̗̬͙̙̼̝̿̑ͮ̇ͭ̿̈́ͮ͛͑̀͐̀ͅǒ̲̭͚̥̭͉͇͇̭̪̩̼̠̘̆̎͂̿͒̃ͣ̾ͤ̿̚n̜̪̮͎͎̳̼̦̣̹̼̹͔̠̳͕̳̞̩̈͐ͨ͒͂ͯͥ̎ͦ̇̂͊̂̂ͬͧg͓̗̘͈̺̲̺͈̤̰̘̻̲̪̋̈ͦͪͥ̓ͫ͌ͥ̏͋̈̇ͣ̀ě̻͈̻̲̙͍̗͙̦̖͖͈̒ͥ̽̃̅s̭͇̺̙͉̖̪̞̍ͧ͊ͭ̓̾͑͆̾ͥ̽t̩̪͙̦̥̖̰͔̬͉̥͇̻̖͓̻͂̂ͭ̎ͤ̍̋̎ͬ̎ͭ̂ͦ͛ͅ ̙̼̠̟̤̣̞̘͔ͩ̑ͬ̾͒ͭ̌̋ͯͨ̾͒̋d͓̭͎̦̠͍̰̫̰̬̱͎͚̖̝̲̗̅̃̌ͦ̉ͦͅi̯̞̬͔͙̖̻͕̗͔̰̫̣͕͛̿ͧ͋̇͊̆̋ͩ̀ͅn̠̪͓̱̬̦̠̼̟̤͓̩̰͑͒ͦ͗ͪ́ͯ̃͐ͥ͗̂̄̂̾g͇͈̤̝̩̼͈̩̜͎̭̙̥̲̳̫̲̗ͧͤ̏̌̎͊ͣ͂̉̈̏͐͐͌̚ͅ ̰͖̺̳̬͓̗̟̥͓͕̼̗̩͔ͬ͂̎ͧͮ̐̒d͈̘͙̝̫̝̪̜̥̪̱̝͋ͪͪ̃̽̏̽́̊ͩ͂ͨͪͣ̎ͫ̍̚ͅō͕̩̘̑̆͆ͣ͛̈̌̐n͓̹̹͙̰̙̘̹̮̄ͮͥ̅̆͒͆̄̋̈́ͨ͂̌̋̍̌̽̎̚g̙̠̬̤̗̗̦͉͕̰͖̲̝̮̲̜̍ͭͯ̎ͥ͗̓̌̽̄͂ͫͮ͐̆̚
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.