Skip to main content
A zedder is a person who makes their typing illegible and strives for an internet boyfriend/girlfriend. They tend to use alts in their writing and are generally idiot prats.

Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedder: Iyahh Bbz Howshh Yooh >;]] Ishh Single Pringlee;;
Zedder by srh spazz!!!! March 28, 2008
Related Words
1. Zedder a person who tend to love people from the net they have never seen.

2. Someone who tends to put altered letters in there text
1. I love ken I met him on the internet

2. Zedder language: áéíóú
zedder by James Douglas April 19, 2006
A pear shaped human being with the attention span of a goldfish. Also has knowledge of tech but never seems to be able to fix his own shit.
He is such a zedulev.
zedulev by KingKongKnockOut May 11, 2018
God like being.
Existing in the meta-physical realm
Of the 5th dimension.
Can’t be comprehended by normal human minds.
Also someone who you should follow on Instagram.
Dude 1: what is zeddezt?

Dude 2: h̤̙̺͉̖͎͙̯͎̖ͯ̊̆̿̀̎ͨ̀̄̋̄̽̚e̼̖̬̒̿͌͒̄ ̣̥̼̼̳̯͇̯̮̹̝̺̗̱̼ͨ̉̆̃̀ͣ̇͑͒ͫ̚w̙̗̯̠̪̼̺͔̭͙̟̝̫̣͈͉̱͎̔ͦ̿̾̑̃h͚͕͍̺̻͖̤͍͇̠͚͌̄ͯ͐̐o̝̬̪̺̪̬̟̓̈̃̑͐̓͗ͫͥ̌̇ͫ̽̓͂ ̥̭͖͇̬͙̹͚̥̬̻̝̙̤ͥ̎̈́̄͊̀̿ͬ̉̿ͤ͑͐ḥ̦̼͈͊͐͆̚a̲̫̩̭̰̱͍̙̼̻͍̜ͪ̅̅ͬͪ̈͌̇̀̎̐ͬͥ͂s̯̯̠̠͙̼͔̺̹̪̰͎̠ͩ͒ͥ͊̏ͤͪ͂̃́̌̌ ̻̣͈̜̲̩̏̾̄̆̂ͪ͂͆ͅt̳̭̪̩̦̪̪̞̮͈͖͓͇͇̥͕̝͈͎̔͋͂̀̿̀ͥͦ̀̾h̹̣̗͙̹͉͍̩͍̥̤͔̦ͪ̍͑ͤ͒ͥͨ͌̍̄̓͐́̓e̱̯̩̰̪̰̬̼̱͍͙̰̬͔̲̤̬͇ͮͤ̏̐̊ͤ̌̒ͣ͑͑ͧ̈ͥ̎ͫ͂ͣ ̘͕̥̰̼̙͚͎͎̜̗̘̼̖̰̫̥̄̇͗͐̓ͣ̈́̆ͣ̎̂̊̃ͪ̏̍̚ͅl̬̝̜̘̤̖̼̫̞̟͍̗̬͙̙̼̝̿̑ͮ̇ͭ̿̈́ͮ͛͑̀͐̀ͅǒ̲̭͚̥̭͉͇͇̭̪̩̼̠̘̆̎͂̿͒̃ͣ̾ͤ̿̚n̜̪̮͎͎̳̼̦̣̹̼̹͔̠̳͕̳̞̩̈͐ͨ͒͂ͯͥ̎ͦ̇̂͊̂̂ͬͧg͓̗̘͈̺̲̺͈̤̰̘̻̲̪̋̈ͦͪͥ̓ͫ͌ͥ̏͋̈̇ͣ̀ě̻͈̻̲̙͍̗͙̦̖͖͈̒ͥ̽̃̅s̭͇̺̙͉̖̪̞̍ͧ͊ͭ̓̾͑͆̾ͥ̽t̩̪͙̦̥̖̰͔̬͉̥͇̻̖͓̻͂̂ͭ̎ͤ̍̋̎ͬ̎ͭ̂ͦ͛ͅ ̙̼̠̟̤̣̞̘͔ͩ̑ͬ̾͒ͭ̌̋ͯͨ̾͒̋d͓̭͎̦̠͍̰̫̰̬̱͎͚̖̝̲̗̅̃̌ͦ̉ͦͅi̯̞̬͔͙̖̻͕̗͔̰̫̣͕͛̿ͧ͋̇͊̆̋ͩ̀ͅn̠̪͓̱̬̦̠̼̟̤͓̩̰͑͒ͦ͗ͪ́ͯ̃͐ͥ͗̂̄̂̾g͇͈̤̝̩̼͈̩̜͎̭̙̥̲̳̫̲̗ͧͤ̏̌̎͊ͣ͂̉̈̏͐͐͌̚ͅ ̰͖̺̳̬͓̗̟̥͓͕̼̗̩͔ͬ͂̎ͧͮ̐̒d͈̘͙̝̫̝̪̜̥̪̱̝͋ͪͪ̃̽̏̽́̊ͩ͂ͨͪͣ̎ͫ̍̚ͅō͕̩̘̑̆͆ͣ͛̈̌̐n͓̹̹͙̰̙̘̹̮̄ͮͥ̅̆͒͆̄̋̈́ͨ͂̌̋̍̌̽̎̚g̙̠̬̤̗̗̦͉͕̰͖̲̝̮̲̜̍ͭͯ̎ͥ͗̓̌̽̄͂ͫͮ͐̆̚
Zeddezt by z^hed December 6, 2018
An expression that is used as a response to a mindless action / statement made by someone who needs sleep
“Did you hear that Alberto answered Larry’s phone call again..”
“Wow bro that’s so zedded of him😤”
Zedded by anonymous December 29, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next