He's a skinny white mustard who hates black people, except for Michael Jordan, and he's also known for being a bigot.
by Ebono September 19, 2023
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Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
by srh spazz!!!! March 28, 2008
Get the Zedder mug.1. Zedder a person who tend to love people from the net they have never seen.
2. Someone who tends to put altered letters in there text
2. Someone who tends to put altered letters in there text
by James Douglas April 19, 2006
Get the zedder mug.A pear shaped human being with the attention span of a goldfish. Also has knowledge of tech but never seems to be able to fix his own shit.
He is such a zedulev.
by KingKongKnockOut May 11, 2018
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Existing in the meta-physical realm
Of the 5th dimension.
Can’t be comprehended by normal human minds.
Also someone who you should follow on Instagram.
Existing in the meta-physical realm
Of the 5th dimension.
Can’t be comprehended by normal human minds.
Also someone who you should follow on Instagram.
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Dude 2: h̤̙̺͉̖͎͙̯͎̖ͯ̊̆̿̀̎ͨ̀̄̋̄̽̚e̼̖̬̒̿͌͒̄ ̣̥̼̼̳̯͇̯̮̹̝̺̗̱̼ͨ̉̆̃̀ͣ̇͑͒ͫ̚w̙̗̯̠̪̼̺͔̭͙̟̝̫̣͈͉̱͎̔ͦ̿̾̑̃h͚͕͍̺̻͖̤͍͇̠͚͌̄ͯ͐̐o̝̬̪̺̪̬̟̓̈̃̑͐̓͗ͫͥ̌̇ͫ̽̓͂ ̥̭͖͇̬͙̹͚̥̬̻̝̙̤ͥ̎̈́̄͊̀̿ͬ̉̿ͤ͑͐ḥ̦̼͈͊͐͆̚a̲̫̩̭̰̱͍̙̼̻͍̜ͪ̅̅ͬͪ̈͌̇̀̎̐ͬͥ͂s̯̯̠̠͙̼͔̺̹̪̰͎̠ͩ͒ͥ͊̏ͤͪ͂̃́̌̌ ̻̣͈̜̲̩̏̾̄̆̂ͪ͂͆ͅt̳̭̪̩̦̪̪̞̮͈͖͓͇͇̥͕̝͈͎̔͋͂̀̿̀ͥͦ̀̾h̹̣̗͙̹͉͍̩͍̥̤͔̦ͪ̍͑ͤ͒ͥͨ͌̍̄̓͐́̓e̱̯̩̰̪̰̬̼̱͍͙̰̬͔̲̤̬͇ͮͤ̏̐̊ͤ̌̒ͣ͑͑ͧ̈ͥ̎ͫ͂ͣ ̘͕̥̰̼̙͚͎͎̜̗̘̼̖̰̫̥̄̇͗͐̓ͣ̈́̆ͣ̎̂̊̃ͪ̏̍̚ͅl̬̝̜̘̤̖̼̫̞̟͍̗̬͙̙̼̝̿̑ͮ̇ͭ̿̈́ͮ͛͑̀͐̀ͅǒ̲̭͚̥̭͉͇͇̭̪̩̼̠̘̆̎͂̿͒̃ͣ̾ͤ̿̚n̜̪̮͎͎̳̼̦̣̹̼̹͔̠̳͕̳̞̩̈͐ͨ͒͂ͯͥ̎ͦ̇̂͊̂̂ͬͧg͓̗̘͈̺̲̺͈̤̰̘̻̲̪̋̈ͦͪͥ̓ͫ͌ͥ̏͋̈̇ͣ̀ě̻͈̻̲̙͍̗͙̦̖͖͈̒ͥ̽̃̅s̭͇̺̙͉̖̪̞̍ͧ͊ͭ̓̾͑͆̾ͥ̽t̩̪͙̦̥̖̰͔̬͉̥͇̻̖͓̻͂̂ͭ̎ͤ̍̋̎ͬ̎ͭ̂ͦ͛ͅ ̙̼̠̟̤̣̞̘͔ͩ̑ͬ̾͒ͭ̌̋ͯͨ̾͒̋d͓̭͎̦̠͍̰̫̰̬̱͎͚̖̝̲̗̅̃̌ͦ̉ͦͅi̯̞̬͔͙̖̻͕̗͔̰̫̣͕͛̿ͧ͋̇͊̆̋ͩ̀ͅn̠̪͓̱̬̦̠̼̟̤͓̩̰͑͒ͦ͗ͪ́ͯ̃͐ͥ͗̂̄̂̾g͇͈̤̝̩̼͈̩̜͎̭̙̥̲̳̫̲̗ͧͤ̏̌̎͊ͣ͂̉̈̏͐͐͌̚ͅ ̰͖̺̳̬͓̗̟̥͓͕̼̗̩͔ͬ͂̎ͧͮ̐̒d͈̘͙̝̫̝̪̜̥̪̱̝͋ͪͪ̃̽̏̽́̊ͩ͂ͨͪͣ̎ͫ̍̚ͅō͕̩̘̑̆͆ͣ͛̈̌̐n͓̹̹͙̰̙̘̹̮̄ͮͥ̅̆͒͆̄̋̈́ͨ͂̌̋̍̌̽̎̚g̙̠̬̤̗̗̦͉͕̰͖̲̝̮̲̜̍ͭͯ̎ͥ͗̓̌̽̄͂ͫͮ͐̆̚
Dude 2: h̤̙̺͉̖͎͙̯͎̖ͯ̊̆̿̀̎ͨ̀̄̋̄̽̚e̼̖̬̒̿͌͒̄ ̣̥̼̼̳̯͇̯̮̹̝̺̗̱̼ͨ̉̆̃̀ͣ̇͑͒ͫ̚w̙̗̯̠̪̼̺͔̭͙̟̝̫̣͈͉̱͎̔ͦ̿̾̑̃h͚͕͍̺̻͖̤͍͇̠͚͌̄ͯ͐̐o̝̬̪̺̪̬̟̓̈̃̑͐̓͗ͫͥ̌̇ͫ̽̓͂ ̥̭͖͇̬͙̹͚̥̬̻̝̙̤ͥ̎̈́̄͊̀̿ͬ̉̿ͤ͑͐ḥ̦̼͈͊͐͆̚a̲̫̩̭̰̱͍̙̼̻͍̜ͪ̅̅ͬͪ̈͌̇̀̎̐ͬͥ͂s̯̯̠̠͙̼͔̺̹̪̰͎̠ͩ͒ͥ͊̏ͤͪ͂̃́̌̌ ̻̣͈̜̲̩̏̾̄̆̂ͪ͂͆ͅt̳̭̪̩̦̪̪̞̮͈͖͓͇͇̥͕̝͈͎̔͋͂̀̿̀ͥͦ̀̾h̹̣̗͙̹͉͍̩͍̥̤͔̦ͪ̍͑ͤ͒ͥͨ͌̍̄̓͐́̓e̱̯̩̰̪̰̬̼̱͍͙̰̬͔̲̤̬͇ͮͤ̏̐̊ͤ̌̒ͣ͑͑ͧ̈ͥ̎ͫ͂ͣ ̘͕̥̰̼̙͚͎͎̜̗̘̼̖̰̫̥̄̇͗͐̓ͣ̈́̆ͣ̎̂̊̃ͪ̏̍̚ͅl̬̝̜̘̤̖̼̫̞̟͍̗̬͙̙̼̝̿̑ͮ̇ͭ̿̈́ͮ͛͑̀͐̀ͅǒ̲̭͚̥̭͉͇͇̭̪̩̼̠̘̆̎͂̿͒̃ͣ̾ͤ̿̚n̜̪̮͎͎̳̼̦̣̹̼̹͔̠̳͕̳̞̩̈͐ͨ͒͂ͯͥ̎ͦ̇̂͊̂̂ͬͧg͓̗̘͈̺̲̺͈̤̰̘̻̲̪̋̈ͦͪͥ̓ͫ͌ͥ̏͋̈̇ͣ̀ě̻͈̻̲̙͍̗͙̦̖͖͈̒ͥ̽̃̅s̭͇̺̙͉̖̪̞̍ͧ͊ͭ̓̾͑͆̾ͥ̽t̩̪͙̦̥̖̰͔̬͉̥͇̻̖͓̻͂̂ͭ̎ͤ̍̋̎ͬ̎ͭ̂ͦ͛ͅ ̙̼̠̟̤̣̞̘͔ͩ̑ͬ̾͒ͭ̌̋ͯͨ̾͒̋d͓̭͎̦̠͍̰̫̰̬̱͎͚̖̝̲̗̅̃̌ͦ̉ͦͅi̯̞̬͔͙̖̻͕̗͔̰̫̣͕͛̿ͧ͋̇͊̆̋ͩ̀ͅn̠̪͓̱̬̦̠̼̟̤͓̩̰͑͒ͦ͗ͪ́ͯ̃͐ͥ͗̂̄̂̾g͇͈̤̝̩̼͈̩̜͎̭̙̥̲̳̫̲̗ͧͤ̏̌̎͊ͣ͂̉̈̏͐͐͌̚ͅ ̰͖̺̳̬͓̗̟̥͓͕̼̗̩͔ͬ͂̎ͧͮ̐̒d͈̘͙̝̫̝̪̜̥̪̱̝͋ͪͪ̃̽̏̽́̊ͩ͂ͨͪͣ̎ͫ̍̚ͅō͕̩̘̑̆͆ͣ͛̈̌̐n͓̹̹͙̰̙̘̹̮̄ͮͥ̅̆͒͆̄̋̈́ͨ͂̌̋̍̌̽̎̚g̙̠̬̤̗̗̦͉͕̰͖̲̝̮̲̜̍ͭͯ̎ͥ͗̓̌̽̄͂ͫͮ͐̆̚
by z^hed December 6, 2018
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by anonymous December 29, 2023
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