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A zedder is a person who makes their typing illegible and strives for an internet boyfriend/girlfriend. They tend to use alts in their writing and are generally idiot prats.

Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedder: Iyahh Bbz Howshh Yooh >; Ishh Single Pringlee;;
by srh spazz!!!! March 25, 2008
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
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1. Zedder a person who tend to love people from the net they have never seen.

2. Someone who tends to put altered letters in there text
1. I love ken I met him on the internet

2. Zedder language: Ñéíóú
by James Douglas March 28, 2006
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