Zanking 

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

Zanking by Cook371 September 17, 2014

Zanking 

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.

He zanking Michael in the sport shed

Zanking by z4nky69 May 28, 2025

Zanking 

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker

”bro your ZANKING”

Zanking by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025

zenking 

The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.

Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.

zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zinking 

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.

Zinking by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

Zacking out

To become the most awsome person in your family by growing long hair.

Josh is Zacking out and now chicks are all over him!

Zacking out by joshua124 July 25, 2010

zarking 

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

zarking by AlanH April 12, 2006