Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.

She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!

zaptitude by Peita D June 12, 2014

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zatie

Hardworking, beautiful inside out, many crush and a good wife. Once she falling love, that guy will be so lucky to have her. Funny and attractive.

"Who was married yesterday?"

"Its was Zatie"s Wedding"

"Her husband will be lucky to have Zatie"

zatie by baby shark doo April 23, 2018

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Ziptie

Also known as a "cuff 'n chug," a ziptie is an event in which you and a partner are ziptied or cuffed together in some fashion and can only be freed from bondage upon drinking and finishing a fifth of hard liquor or a suitcase of beer. The winning pair is deemed champions, but nobody wins this game.

Sally hated her date for ziptie and hoped he could drink as fast as her so that she could escape from his presence.

Ziptie by tictac43 August 15, 2017

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Zapterning

A form of saying whats happening.

" Yo nigga you got some trees? "
" yeah man you know whats zapterning. "

Zapterning by YoungJesus187 September 7, 2011

zappier

a person who somehow knows quantum physics but is retarded. Very ugly and completely and utterly insane.

look how ugly that zappier is

zappier by Le_Boop March 15, 2018

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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