zappier

a person who somehow knows quantum physics but is retarded. Very ugly and completely and utterly insane.

look how ugly that zappier is

by Le_Boop March 15, 2018

Yap Zapper

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

Zapper

An mind-blowing line of cocaine.

Bro, Brian lined out some zappers, and had me spun for like, two days!

by Jesussancho November 16, 2018

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

fun-zapper

zapping away all the fun out of any potentially fun situation.

Alyssa takes fun and zaps it till it doesnt exist, what a fun-zapper.

by bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 May 14, 2011

Bug Zapper

Necessities: cheap beer, night time, a bug zapper
An exceptionally primitive yet glorious drinking game. Ideal in rural areas (more bugs) depending on how much you value your liver.
Quite simply, each time the device kills a bug, indicated by an easily noticeable zapping sound, you drink. Meatheads tend to appreciate the beauty of this game more so than the general population.
An excellent game for alcoholics looking to keep it simple.

Jose Contreras: Beer pong is so much better than flip cup.
Bruce Lee: Who gives a shit? Both pale in comparison to the epic sport of Bug Zapper.

by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007