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A person who abuses people who he believes are under him in status.
You don't want to work for that guy, he is a real Zapien.
Zapien by rorozco May 8, 2010
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the most awsome person in the word. becaus ethe last name is so different it stands out. and a great ladies man who they can talk to and cherish.
that was zapien (awsome)
zapien by b 2 the Z March 22, 2008
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He's fapping so fast, they call him zapin.
zapin by c0la December 10, 2017

Zapinsky 

When you get all the girls specifically starting with A,T,S
They get all the girls, they must be a zapinsky
the act of being compassionate beyond all reason.
Also, The Act Of Being Completly and overwhelmingly awesome.
" My Boyfriend Is So Zavien! "

:D
zavien by Damn Secret. April 4, 2008
When you secretly wanna ask the girl if she can calculate ZAPENIS of the circuit but really you mean you penis.
Hey Taylor, do you know how to calculate the zapenis of this circuit?
Zapenis by donkeytune March 29, 2019

Zavien Martin 

A god among mortals. A true super soldier. Whoever has this name is extremely handsome. Probably better than u at everything.
Zavien Martin is sooooooooo good at everything.
Zavien Martin by Zavien November 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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