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Also known as a "cuff 'n chug," a ziptie is an event in which you and a partner are ziptied or cuffed together in some fashion and can only be freed from bondage upon drinking and finishing a fifth of hard liquor or a suitcase of beer. The winning pair is deemed champions, but nobody wins this game.
Sally hated her date for ziptie and hoped he could drink as fast as her so that she could escape from his presence.
Ziptie by tictac43 August 15, 2017
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Cincinnati Ziptie 

the act of docking with another man while a woman gives you a combined handjob, treating both of your members as one long penis
Stacy gave me and Jacob the best Cincinnati Ziptie the other day and we both finished at the same time!
Cincinnati Ziptie by 4163n March 13, 2022
Male Cameltoe, when the zipper on your jeans is poking out.
Carolyn: “Did you see Arnold today at lunch? He had some serious ziptoe”
Ziptoe by dangerousfacade January 4, 2022

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
Baked Zitied by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009
A high-tech hippie.

Someone who embraces technology, while still holding on to the hippie roots of peace, love, unity and respect.

A old soul, well-versed in new technology.

Evolved from the British 1990's Zippy movement.
Man, there are a lot of zippies at this concert!
Zippie by Moonyalen November 7, 2014
A unbiased youtuber that makes videos uncommonly and is very cool. ;)
"Hey did you watch Zaptie new video?"
Zaptie by QueenLaQueefta July 27, 2016
a girl who prefers to go "au natural". Typically these girls have a hippie theme to their look and clothing. This may include unshaved legs, and armpits. The defining characteristic however, is long and typically unwashed hair which leads to a series of pimples or zits on the back. Thus, a zippie.
Ron: Dude, I saw you go home from the club with that hippie chick last night, was she weird.

Jason: oh yeah, but she was actually a zippie. I was popping zits all night!

OR

Justin: Todd, you know zippies aren't welcome in this store!
Todd: Then you better stop carrying those little brown cigarettes! Those little brown cigarettes are like bees and honey when it comes to those zippie chicks!
zippie by Baller207 July 3, 2009
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