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faptastic 

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.
Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!
faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

zaktastic 

See wordcockstastic/word.
zaktastic by Concerned Citizen August 26, 2003

faptastic 

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.
George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!
faptastic by Bryce T April 16, 2008

Faptastic 

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.
Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

faptastical 

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.
Wow, that was faptastical!
faptastical by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

Faptastic 

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.
Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."
Faptastic by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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