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zander ermold
Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019
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Zandra
A Zandra is hard to find
The name itself, I feel, is unique
The person however is average
Average looking, average height
Average mind, average importance
But a person with this name is the most kind
She is selfless, but selfish in things she really loves
Like that boy she met once upon a time
She is filterless, and yet, sensitive
Will tell it straight to your face but with consideration of how you'll feel
She wants everyone to feel the sense of belongingness
And yet somehow, she feels out of place
Somehow she feels like a dark gloomy rain
Wonders why on earth she feels so blue
A thought crossed by
Maybe the world does not deserve the kindness I offer
Somehow the thought became the truth
She changed, no more kindness
No more brightness
Only darkness, only sadness
She once smiled so bright
But now her face is blank
I told you, a Zandra is hard to find
For she is unique
Once you find her, protect her
For she is precious and rare
A Zandra is average, yet hard to find
The name itself, I feel, is unique
The person however is average
Average looking, average height
Average mind, average importance
But a person with this name is the most kind
She is selfless, but selfish in things she really loves
Like that boy she met once upon a time
She is filterless, and yet, sensitive
Will tell it straight to your face but with consideration of how you'll feel
She wants everyone to feel the sense of belongingness
And yet somehow, she feels out of place
Somehow she feels like a dark gloomy rain
Wonders why on earth she feels so blue
A thought crossed by
Maybe the world does not deserve the kindness I offer
Somehow the thought became the truth
She changed, no more kindness
No more brightness
Only darkness, only sadness
She once smiled so bright
But now her face is blank
I told you, a Zandra is hard to find
For she is unique
Once you find her, protect her
For she is precious and rare
A Zandra is average, yet hard to find
Zander
Zander by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018
zandria
funny, honest and great to be around, can be crazy at times, and always knows how to make someone laugh. She always gives the truth, it may hurt but in the end its for your own good. One of the best people to have as a friend or more.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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