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zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!
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The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)
Loves doggos and is very Zander
To protect

Warrior man
I named my Dog zander cause he protects me
Zander by the nugget lord September 8, 2018
A Zandra is hard to find

The name itself, I feel, is unique
The person however is average
Average looking, average height
Average mind, average importance
But a person with this name is the most kind
She is selfless, but selfish in things she really loves
Like that boy she met once upon a time
She is filterless, and yet, sensitive
Will tell it straight to your face but with consideration of how you'll feel
She wants everyone to feel the sense of belongingness
And yet somehow, she feels out of place
Somehow she feels like a dark gloomy rain

Wonders why on earth she feels so blue

A thought crossed by
Maybe the world does not deserve the kindness I offer
Somehow the thought became the truth
She changed, no more kindness
No more brightness
Only darkness, only sadness

She once smiled so bright

But now her face is blank

I told you, a Zandra is hard to find
For she is unique

Once you find her, protect her
For she is precious and rare
A Zandra is average, yet hard to find
You remind me of a woman named Zandra.
Zandra by scrpkali September 4, 2018
The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander
"i wish i was as cool as Zander"
Zander by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018
funny, honest and great to be around, can be crazy at times, and always knows how to make someone laugh. She always gives the truth, it may hurt but in the end its for your own good. One of the best people to have as a friend or more.
kyle: so what to do?
katy: idk chose something
crystal: yea im bored, zandria?
zanny: lets go water skeing out of a plane!
zandria by gomerk April 11, 2010