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Zambidget 

When you tape a squeegee below a midgets crotch and they pee while you drag them around a hockey rink.
The ice on the pond was to thin for a zamboniso we used some zambidgets.
Zambidget by barcelonaIV April 3, 2015
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Zamgi • Zamir • zambie • zamin • Zamira • Zangief • zamil • Zamiyah • zamming • Zangi
An absolute angel. An insightful, caring, compassionate, and intelligent girl who wants to make the world better. Is usually an introvert who deeply loves her friends.
Is that Zamira? Yeah, she’s so amazing!
Zamira by bookwormotakufangirl October 4, 2019
The most powerful drug ever created in the history of the universe.
Oh my fucking god! That stupid fucking pigeon over there just overdosed on .001 mg of zamillo!!
Zamillo by sniperdodo March 20, 2020
A very hard-working person never gives up can get very frustrating at times will speak their mind if they have something to say have an attitude and ready to fight and very stubborn some people may this person mean
Zamiya,If a person being loud they will tell them to shut up
zamiya by Zamiya March 14, 2017
Hebrew for beautiful song. Breathtakingly gorgeous. A strong and confident woman who always stands up for what she believes in. Her light could fill the darkest room. You'll never find a more loyal friend. She'll speak her mind when she's crossed but she will always forgive you. Pretty much the funniest person you'll ever know! People flock to her. She has a huge heart and an admirable compassion for all living things. She has many talents such as hula hooping, armpit farming, hula hooping and armpit farting at the same time. Her laugh is loud, strong and contagious. She will always brings out the best in people because it's all she sees. She is one of a kind. She is an absolute angel!
"Wow, I can't stop smiling! Who was that girl?"
"That, my friend, was Zamira!"
Zamira by Little Red Cozette October 21, 2014
A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.
zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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