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Zaiger is an administrator/sysop of encyclopedia dramatica and was instrumental in resurrecting it after the creation of Oh Internet. An all round good guy he is highly active in the ED community, both on the forums and on IRC. Was once known for his twitchy banhammer. Also known for his borderline obsession with Casey Anthony.
Hey, did you see the way Zaiger banhammered that troll?
Zaiger by Mockba September 30, 2011
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Zuigerphobia 

The fear of vacuums.

really. i'm serious.

not convinced? search it up.
Dude : Why do i get scared of vacuums, docter?

Docter : You diagnose Zuigerphobia.
Zuigerphobia by aaheiou August 2, 2016
a word originating from the spriggs of Sheffield meaning something is exaggerated.
ben: " tha cant beat a brew, I could drink a billion brews!"
joe: "ZAGGERS!!!"
zaggers by Ninumo May 28, 2015

Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

zeigerman 

a person who acts in a clever manner, a person with quick whit.
You got yourself out of that mess with ease and grace, you're such a zeigerman!
zeigerman by The Brooklyn Zoo February 2, 2010

zagger swagger 

"When they zig... I zag"
Zagger swagger is an alternative dress sense. It's more than just indie, it's something out of the ordinary.
Mary: "Dude, you've got zagger swagger"
Zac: "Lady Gaga's swagger is so zagger!"
zagger swagger by swagrrr September 30, 2011
Zager, from the greek word zaGAR, commonly used to describe a difficult situation in which a drunken australian man is faced with the task of catching a live platypus.
"girl, you're zager" - tyler.
zager by kdoggditty August 2, 2010
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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