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Zaiger is an administrator/sysop of encyclopedia dramatica and was instrumental in resurrecting it after the creation of Oh Internet. An all round good guy he is highly active in the ED community, both on the forums and on IRC. Was once known for his twitchy banhammer. Also known for his borderline obsession with Casey Anthony.
Hey, did you see the way Zaiger banhammered that troll?
Zaiger by Mockba September 30, 2011
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Zuigerphobia 

The fear of vacuums.

really. i'm serious.

not convinced? search it up.
Dude : Why do i get scared of vacuums, docter?

Docter : You diagnose Zuigerphobia.
Zuigerphobia by aaheiou August 2, 2016
a word originating from the spriggs of Sheffield meaning something is exaggerated.
ben: " tha cant beat a brew, I could drink a billion brews!"
joe: "ZAGGERS!!!"
zaggers by Ninumo May 28, 2015

Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

zeigerman 

a person who acts in a clever manner, a person with quick whit.
You got yourself out of that mess with ease and grace, you're such a zeigerman!
zeigerman by The Brooklyn Zoo February 2, 2010

zagger swagger 

"When they zig... I zag"
Zagger swagger is an alternative dress sense. It's more than just indie, it's something out of the ordinary.
Mary: "Dude, you've got zagger swagger"
Zac: "Lady Gaga's swagger is so zagger!"
zagger swagger by swagrrr September 30, 2011
Zager, from the greek word zaGAR, commonly used to describe a difficult situation in which a drunken australian man is faced with the task of catching a live platypus.
"girl, you're zager" - tyler.
zager by kdoggditty August 2, 2010