ZOOMG

To OMG fast, zoom fast.

HEY GUYS THERE WAS THIS UFO AND I TOTALLY- LOOK, OVER THERE ZOOMG

by Private Wetness January 15, 2010

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020

The Zoom

Arch Enemy of Nikolai Fraiture, the zoom has been holding a grudge against Fraiture for as long as anyone can remember after he was brutally defeated by him. A song was even created in honor of the zoom after Nikolai broke him in January of 2010.

Nikolai broke the zoom...
Ooooh yeaaheaheaaah!

by Enter Romero January 24, 2012

Zoom Fatigue

Sore buttocks and slight throbbing of head from staring at everyone in their pajamas while participating in meeting after meeting in your dining room due to social distancing due to COVID-19.

Russell and I shared virtually shared a glass of the bubbly to make it through our Zoom Fatigue today!

by conferencewifeofmany March 26, 2020