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its a biggggg exaggeration of zomg, omg, omfg and omfgg
which simply stands for
"ZOH MI FREAKING GAY GOD"
followed by a long line of !
"ZOMFGG DID YOU KNOW THAT LYKE THAT ONE DOOD WAS GOING OUT WITH THAT ONE SKANK????!?!?!111!"

"oh wow. ZOMFGG MY DOG CRAPPED ON THE FLOOOOOOOR !!!11!!!!!!!11!!"
ZOMFGG by Livvey August 28, 2008
Words you can keep

zomfgwtfbbq 

A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
zomfgwtfbbq by Mister Purple March 6, 2008
usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG, but you miss and hit the z instead.
ZOMFG that looks cool, could you torrent it?
zOMFG by Boeboe April 28, 2004

ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM

The highest possible level of ownage.
Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team.
Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear.
RubberDuckyMan (RADIO): Enemy Down. I ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM-ed him!
Zomfgz (zoh my fucking godzorz) is the neo generation zomfg invented by a jamerican cult in Tokyo. The word has managed to expand throughout the world thanks to the zomfgz campaign initiated by Sabian Ramirez.
Zomfgz i fucking ownzed that roflcopter

zomfgz by Sabien May 3, 2007

zOMFGROFLMAO 

z-OMFG-ROFLMAO

z-Oh My Fucking God Rolling On (the) Floor Laughting My Ass Off
-Bob : Hey Jimmy!
-Jimmy: Whut?!?
-Bob : Chickenbutt!
-Jimmy: zOMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!
-Bob : ^^"
zOMFGROFLMAO by AppOMG! December 17, 2009

zomfgwtfbbqpwnage 

A list of acronyms sometimes used in online gaming, when one game player completely destroys another

Z - to pronounce the word with a 'z'
OMFG - oh my fucking god
WTF - what the fuck
BBQ - just bcos its a cool acronym to throw into the word
PWNAGE- 'ownage' commonly misspelt by online gamers
Player 1 - 'zomfgwtfbbqpwnage'
Player 2 - 'damn i just got beat bad'
zomfgwtfbbqpwnage by Cool Guy #1 November 8, 2006
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