by Mars Klepton June 30, 2010
1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.
2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
by KChiCubs October 16, 2006
A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.
by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006
by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018
biggest megacock of all time it circles the world like the world serpent women cower in fear at the sheer suze and girth and most of all the most handsome and perfect dude of all time
OH NO ITS AGUSTIN ZAMBRANO RUUUUNNNN
by monkeybuttoms November 28, 2023
the cutest man ever who will melt your heart whenever you see him he also has black air force energy
Yo Marcus Zambrano is a real one
by The Person Who only speaks fax April 25, 2021