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Your grandpap a trap 

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny
“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap
Your grandpap a trap by TazFTW March 14, 2018

Your grandpap a trap 

When you need to one up everyone else’s insult...
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your granny tranny
Your grandpap a trap
Your grandpap a trap by DarkiXe March 15, 2018

Your Grandpap a Trap 

Your Grandpap a Trap is the worst insult that overpowers even your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined! Only use in dire situations because if it is used, the insulted will die on the spot
John: Your mom gay lol!
Fredrick: Your grandpap a trap.
John: Nooooo! (Dies)
Your Grandpap a Trap by Storm_15 April 14, 2018

Your Grandpap a Trap 

An insult deriving from “your mom gay” and “ur granny tranny”. It is the ultimate insult towards someone’s grandpa, literally means that your grandpa is a female with a dick. *Important to note the comeback “no u” has no effect on this insult.
Billy: “Your mom gay lol!”
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap”
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*

Your Grandpap A Trap 

Something you say when somebody hit you with "your granny tranny", I suggest that you use this with caution as when used the victim instantly implodes, causing severe damage to all within the blast radius...
Bobby: Your mom gay lol.
Timmy: Well, your grandpap a trap.
Bobby: *Explodes, killing thousands*

Your grandpap a trap 

The worst of them all
Jeff: your mom gay
Bob: your dad lesbian

Jeff: your granny tranny

Bob: your grandpap a trap
*mysteriously vanishes*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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