Your
one friend, everyone has
one, that continues to defie all logic by "
one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your
brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his
truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area.
Wow, I want to party with that guy.