Your Sick

When someone wants you to do something that is competly stupid and you deny them

Friend 1: Hey man wanna buy me some food.

Friend 2 : Your sick get your own money.

by igorswagjacks February 20, 2011

your sick aunt

An insult, usually directed towards a freind after the usage of the phrase, "Your mom". Very good comeback.

"oh yeah, your mom!"
"oh yeah, well your dads dirty thong."
"oh yeah, well your sick aunt!"

by bad mamojamas May 16, 2003

sick your duck

A spoonerism for "suck your dick". It is most often said, in error, after being up for "several" days!

As whispered in a VERY sexy voice, over the phone: "I wanna sick your duck."

by Laura Messer May 8, 2008

Your abuse is sick

Look at Tim Pool's bitch ass doing soft cover for Crowder. YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO! You want to talk about "Do the people criticizing him even have relationship experience?" Nothing about that video requires relationship experience. It seems like a lot the public discourse revolves around finding an excuse to dismiss your opposition. "Willie" Brand gets a lot of that. Don't worry Tim. As the decider of what is or is not my business, I'll talk about it for you!

Hym "Oh no! Are they weaponizing something against him that they shouldn't be? OoOoOoOoH NO! Could it have been one bad outburst that shouldn't be taken seriously? Pfffft!!! Hahaha! Your abuse is sick Steven! See... The statement makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. I guess she wasn't worthy of more than half of your bank account. She should've be trying harder to be worthy of your fat cock! No- Waitwaitwait! I have a better one! *clears throat* EHEM! It looks like she found a 3rd option! It looks like 'discipline and respect' WEREN'T the only way out of it! Ahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Hohohohoho!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025