younglife 

a gathering, or get together of teens, from a certain area or highschool, to spread the word of jesus christ, and exites teens to learn about the lord. younglife exists around the world. there are two parts to younglife; "club" which is many teens up into a higher number of hundreds depending on the size of the school or the area, that sing fun songs, including one or two hymms play games, and just do silly things. one of the younglife leaders, gives a talk on the lord at the end. you do not have to be a christian or even have faith in christianity to attend. most people show up high, or wasted. its non-denominational, as well. the second part is "campaigners" not many people attend campaigners as much as club. campaigners is more into reading from the bible and talking about it, and just relating life to jesus christ. younglife is NOT a cult. and if you do attend the younglife leaders aren't there to tell you what to do (ex: not to drink) they are there to tell you God loves you, to be your friend and to love what our lord made for us. there is also camps for younglife, which change your life, and give you more one on one time with the leaders. some times, the your younglife leader even becomes like your best friend like, me and my leader :)

DOODE. go to younglife it's the best thing ever.
good response: yeah! sounds like fun.
bad response: ew, no i heard its a cult.

younglife by mcstunnah! October 13, 2009

younglife 

a fucking joke. it’s all popular kids getting together to show off the expensive trips they go on and post it on instagram. they say it is all about inclusion but that’s bullshit. it’s like any highschool event where all the popular kids think they are so cool

*fat girl walks into younglife*
braxton: wtf is she doing here

younglife by whitneymccoy2020 December 8, 2019

YoungLife 

possibly the most evil thing created since abstinence. it corrupts usually level-headed, mature, intellectual teens into brain washed christian overload converting factories. it is also used to not only intensify obsessive christianity, but convert other people such as Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and non-denominationals. if youve heard of it, STAY FAR AWAY! it brain washes by making random teens trust you by weird games, mcdonalds, and recreational sports. After this they tell you jesus is the only thing you need and more propaganda like that, and of course the brainwash-ees will believe them because they make petty activities to make you trust them so you will eat anything they tell you right up. if you have friends, family, or anybody you remotely care about interested or involved in younglife, get them out unless you like zombies.

David Goldstein: Hey Mary, would you like to see a movie tonight?

Mary: Jesus doesnt like movies.

David: Ok....

Mary: YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUNGLIFE!!!! oh wait, your Jewish....ITS OK WE CAN BRAINWASH YOU TOO!!!! YAAAY I LOVE JESUS

David: And i love free thought, goodbye.

YoungLife by Objective Viewpoint February 20, 2011

Youngtimer 

A common term used in Germanic car culture, a Youngtimer is a well kept car that is of the age between 20-30 years old. These are usually future classics/limited production imports to foreign countries, most commonly associated with European built vehicles.

Unlike an Oldtimer car of the 50's, 60's and 70's, Youngtimers often attract those who grew up with these cars new on the road between the 80's and 90's.

Did you see that Youngtimer 92 300SL at the car show? It must have been bought from a little old lady who didn't drive, because it's mint.

Youngtimer by Liberty4GodSake August 18, 2016

Younglings 

a killing target for Anakin Skywalker

"Not even the Younglings survived!"

Younglings by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

youngtie 

In most cases, a young woman whose age does necessarily reflect her looks, but rather the looks of an older auntie that you may have or know.

A young lady with auntie looks.

"Damn, how old is she? 25? No way, she looks 48 with two kids...must be a youngtie."

"damn, that girl looks helllla youngtie."

youngtie by Uncle Neil January 26, 2010

Killing younglings 

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.

"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"

Killing younglings by Juzzfusion January 26, 2010