trojan

See UCLA rejection

A Trojan is a USC student. They believe that spending 30k for their 3.0 is better then a "cheap" state school which out ranks them in every ranking, including alumni that on average make much more then a USC grad. USC is full of whores filled to the brim with STDs and some not even discovered yet! A typical USC student is a snob whose dad paid for them to go through an expensive private school and fail out, thus being rejected from every other credible school and having no other choice but to pay 30k a year for a piss poor degree. USC is also home to famous rapists and murders. If you're a girl at a USC frat party chances are 9/10 that you will be date raped by a trojan.

Company: Where is your degree from?

USC Grad: USC

Company: Sorry we only want hard working individuals, might I suggest that you work for your dad.

by bruin December 02, 2004

trojan

An item in mariokart that protects you from red shells.

Im not worried about your red shell I just got a banana so now I have a trojan.

by mrfletch May 11, 2007

trojan

An enemy of Persia, someone from Troy.

Kill the trojans!!!!111!!!2!one two three

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

trojan

its a type of warrior... like crazylike folk... who battled for shit... i think they wore horns on their heads like crazy mofos!

you are a crazy trojan warrior dude

by lizbian February 16, 2004

trojan

see: useless

these are a type of condom that sucks royal balls.
NEVERY USE TROJAN use durex, they're safer

trojan sucks, use durex instead....

by akasomeone March 13, 2006

trojan

Someone who chain smokes 3 decks a day

Matty: Another one already Page?
Page: Meh....
Matty: Youre a fuking Trojan

by SteveMattyPage July 12, 2006

trojan

a plastic thing that goes over ur penis so when you have sex u dont have babies

put that trojan condom on and come give me some sugar!

by mr. tickle July 02, 2006