by Mario! April 1, 2009
Get the You my bitch mug.If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used against Chirish or people named Daniel Tim.
by RespectMeBitch September 21, 2004
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You my bitch
• You my bitch! Suck it dry!
• make you my bitch
• Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
• "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"
• slobber down my nob you bitch
• you broke my tree, bitch
• bitch did you just assume my gender
• YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER
• please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch
To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.
by scOK December 17, 2013
Get the make you my bitch mug.The Buckeyes have made Michigan their bitch for 13 of the last 14 years. In 2018, I will make you my bitch once again
by Tony45066 November 25, 2017
Get the make you my bitch mug.1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008
Get the Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK! mug.A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.
by joey schneider August 9, 2007
Get the you broke my tree, bitch mug.A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders
A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)
A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)
by johnboyuk August 20, 2006
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