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One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident
by joey schneider October 28, 2005
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The single greatest athlete to ever set foot into a 6 sided wrestling ring. The only man in the history of TNA Wrestling to have held the NWA World title, the NWA tag titles, and the X Division title. He was the first X Division Champion, and has held the belt more than anyone else(currently 5)

He has stated that he will never work for WWE unless they clean up thier product.
He's got him up...and AJ Styles hits him with the Styles Clash
by joey schneider January 24, 2006
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A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.
Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch
by joey schneider August 8, 2007
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