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you want me? by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno May 27, 2021
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You want me to smoke it for you too?
A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.
A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?
B) Sure man, here you go.
A) Oh, and can I get a light too?
B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
B) Sure man, here you go.
A) Oh, and can I get a light too?
B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
You want me to smoke it for you too? by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011
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You want me to be wrong and I'm not • you want me? • You want me to smoke it for you too? • Do you want me baby? • Do you want me to walk you back? • Let me guess you want me to apologize • I WANT YOU TO WANT ME • do you want a medal? • do you want a medal for that? • what the fuck do you want from me?
You want me to be wrong and I'm not
Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
You want me to be wrong and I'm not by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
You want me to be wrong and I'm not
Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
You want me to be wrong and I'm not by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Do you want me baby?
Do you want me baby? by BigCocklover333 October 20, 2020
Let me guess you want me to apologize
Talking about you.
Let me guess you want me to apologize by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020
Do you want me to walk you back?
When a female wants to let you know that she knows that you like her and she wants to let you know you’re in the friendzone.
Sorry about that Captain.
Sorry about that Captain.
Do you want me to walk you back? by FrostDont@Me June 18, 2019
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