b4 by RaveMatrix you'r Lord and master!! April 15, 2004
Words you can keep
B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ
This is the (S)exual (Ex)ploitation Function (F(SEx) for short), where (ru/16) denotes the 'Constant of Consent'. The formula is read aloud as "Before I fork you, are you over 16, cutie pie?" and is carefully adhered to by anyone from pedophiles and child abusers, to hyper-sexual adolescents.
Girl: "Sir, I don't understand this math problem, what formula do I use to solve it?"
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."
B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ by duminik November 21, 2010
in b4
An abbreviation used on messageboards like /b/ in anticipation of a certain image, event, or meme occuring.
"In b4 Togepi" = I am sure that any second now, a picture of Togepi will be posted to this thread.
"In b4 b&" = There is no doubt that someone is about to get the banhammer because of their churlish behavior.
"In b4 v&" = I am quite certain that the FBI will soon be showing up to take us all for a ride in the party van, and if such a thing happens, you can't say I didn't see it coming.
"In b4 b&" = There is no doubt that someone is about to get the banhammer because of their churlish behavior.
"In b4 v&" = I am quite certain that the FBI will soon be showing up to take us all for a ride in the party van, and if such a thing happens, you can't say I didn't see it coming.
in b4 by Frederico Lo Cunto December 26, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.