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you what? 

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".
I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.
you what? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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YOU WHAT? 

YOU WHAT? by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

You what youuu what 

You've have just had some great news.. ie a bet has come in or an all clear test result from the clap clinic. Perfect for beginning to tell your friends about some good news you've just had. You must emphasise the second "what", building up to it creshendo style.
"You what youuu what, that curry paste did come out with soap and water"
You what youuu what by DDougins June 12, 2008

how you what 

A meaning of what's up? What you got going
How you what bruh?

Nothing bouta go to the store real fast
how you what by WestSide317 December 18, 2017

tell you what 

A Southern United States phrase; it usually shows disgust or suprise with a situation or person.

Because the phrase tends to be used by itself, many people in the North US who hear it think that the speaker has not finished their sentence.
A, Southerner: "That Joel; I tell you what."
*a few seconds pass*
B, Northerner: "... What?"
A, Southerner: "I just TOLD you!"
tell you what by Leilani_h June 10, 2005

show you what time it is 

Function: verb

Etymology: Hood / Pimp Talk

To slap, typically across the face, with the palm facing inwards and the back of the hand making contact.

Note: It is not necessary to actually be wearing a watch to "show you what time it is."
Bitch you got my money or do I have to show you what time it is?

i tell you what 

chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.
Bill's car is so red, I tell you what!
i tell you what by yuan January 6, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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