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Yossuf is the sweetest man, well raised, so nice to me and always here to help.
He is my favourite person. And the only man who is actually bearable in this shitty world

I love him so much
Yossuf is the nicest man alive
Yossuf by Lost ghost July 16, 2025
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Yosuf is the guy you will meet and fall in love with slowly but surely. His smile is genuine, his heart is pure. He is a very likeable person. Strangers like him instantly and are happy to give him things for free or help him out. Yosuf is a sociable, funny guy and has many friends. Yosuf loves and cares about his close friends, family and pets very deeply and would do anything to make sure they are allright. Surely, Yosuf is loved by many people. He is a smart guy but more importantly, a wise guy with honest thoughts and an open mind. Yosuf can be a little bit sneaky and can come up with evil plans, yet, his heart is big and he wont ever do anyone any harm (unless someone is harming the people or animals he loves so deeply). A little boy lives inside of his heart, enabling Yosuf to experience true happiness. Yet, he is grown up in his own way, and does not stress about the things that do not matter. When looking into his eyes, one is reminded of what it means to be alive. When he smiles, the whole world lights up. Wrapped inside Yosuf arms is the most comfortable place to be. His endless love and warmth will stick all your broken pieces back together. His girlfriend will be the luckiest woman in the world. He would do anything to make her happy. It's important to make Yosuf realize how amazing he is, because Yosuf can be a little bit stupid too and forget that he deserves the best.
Today I met up with Yosuf, such an amazing guy!
Yosuf is the one I truly love
Today I met up with Yosuf, such an amazing guy!
Yosuf by MrWazowski April 13, 2022
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The kindest person you will ever meet. A strong and brave man who takes responsibility for those who he loves. He is religious, athletic, and loving. He likes anime and loves candy. He can fit 9-13 jolly ranchers in his mouth before admitting defeat. He likes winning. He also is very honest to everyone around him. He is perfect, unlike any other.
Person A: Hey... you are my Yussuf.
Person B: Omg frl? Me??
Person A: Yeah frl. You’re the best, man.
Yussuf by maceMichigan February 21, 2021
A sexy smart guy, he is so FUCKING SEXY! So many girls like him but he has 1 true love. If you see a Yosuf, flirt with him
I wanna be a Yosuf
Yosuf by AZDIWEWENEWEW September 12, 2021
A brown boy mostly. A devoted Muslim mostly and a caring little, or big brother. A yousuf would always be devoted to something despite being sometimes annoying. He has a heart for gaming and adores his friends and family. He can be quite stubborn and angry but will eventually come around.
What a lovely boy, I'm guessing his name is Yousuf.?
Yousuf. by Jamma.Mamma March 20, 2020
The contraction of yo and wassup! usually used by two non-black people trying to sound nigga-cool. to save time and energy by saying hi and asking how are you at the same time.
Dick : hey , haven't seen you for some time!

Jerry: Yossup! (hey man, what brought you here? how are you? - in a nutshell)
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dirty yousuf 

The act of placing a lit firework in a woman’s vagina, then placing her missionary and continuing to have anal sex with her. The man will then ejaculate right when the fire work goes off, giving her an explosive load.
Ethan: Do you know where Olivia is? I haven’t seen her in days!
Sam: She had an accident getting dirty Yousuf’d, and had to go to the hospital to get it treated
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