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A piece of selfish shit and pisses on and of people
ME:Hey

ME:Hey
HE:Fuck u
ME:Why u bring a youssuf
youssuf by MY ASS!! May 2, 2018
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A man who is NOT selfish and is indeed one of the best homies i know.
Me - Hey man i brought my friend Youssuf, is that fine?

Loser - Bro wtf why’d you bring Youssuf?

Me - Yo don’t talk to my boy Youssuf like that, that’s fucked up man, atleast he can drive unlike Nick..
Youssuf by Juicybananay January 1, 2025
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A proud, respectable man who is loved by everyone and is always placing people above him, because he’s such a nice guy.
Youssuf - Hey ma'am, i noticed you are pregnant, so i’m giving to give my bus seat to you!
Pregnant Lady - Why thank you, kind man, i’m sure your loved by everyone.
Youssuf by Juicybananay January 1, 2025
Youssouf is a kind and is always loving , he is nice to all his friends and he is good at school. He cares about everyone around him so if u find one he may be attractive 🥰
1st Girl : There was this boy youssouf he was kinda cute, I think I like him
2nd Girl: I saw youssouf to he was smart and working good
A very handsome middle eastern lad, that always cheers up everyones day. Usually has an amazing body to compliment his good looks
Youssef is an amazing person i widh i could be like him
Youssef by Tony ryan November 24, 2016
The kindest person you will ever meet. A strong and brave man who takes responsibility for those who he loves. He is religious, athletic, and loving. He likes anime and loves candy. He can fit 9-13 jolly ranchers in his mouth before admitting defeat. He likes winning. He also is very honest to everyone around him. He is perfect, unlike any other.
Person A: Hey... you are my Yussuf.
Person B: Omg frl? Me??
Person A: Yeah frl. You’re the best, man.
Yussuf by maceMichigan February 21, 2021
He's cute, handsome and the coolest person out there.. he's such an angel
Youssef by Dy. November 8, 2018
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