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The biggest egg head of all time. Also biggest forehead. He likes a girl named Kassandra and has 1mm penis. His best friend is kim jong un because they reckon they look alike.
Girl:Hey remember yosip

Girl 2:oh yeah his penis counld'nt even fit
Yosip by Joker feric April 5, 2019
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Yositi means yes. Coming from an upcoming rapper named “Jazz”
Person 1 : Hey man, you wanna go to the casino
Person 2 : Yositi
yositi by Shaanbrarr July 16, 2021
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Yosip yosiphobia Yosipovich yosi Yosif YOSPOS yoip yoseph Yosepina yosili
The Spanish method of pronouncing Joseph.
"Hola Yoseph!"

*Is he talking to me? Oh, uh* - "¿Cómo estás señor?"
yoseph by SuitedBadge401 February 11, 2022
Yosi is a caring loving Person. At first she is very shy but when you get to know her she is a sunshine. Sometimes she can be mean but if she really loves you she will never hurt you. Yosi has a beautiful body from the outside she looks like a arrogant,mean girl but that's only because she hides herself, because she's scared of getting hurt. If yosi really loves you she will always be on your side and protect you. Never loose her .
Friend: yosi I'm in trouble
Yosi: in here for you let's get you out of here
Yosi by Theplantgirl June 7, 2020
Your OS Is A Piece Of Shit
YOSPOS Bitch!
YOSPOS by Lord_Flatulence December 15, 2009
a gal
yosili is one yosili
yosili by i am anonymous lol October 16, 2020
YOSI is a slang derivative of the Tagalog word SIgarilYO (from Spanish, cigarrillo for cigarette), with its first and last syllables put together in reversed order.

cigarrillo = sigarilyo = SI garil YO = SIYO = YOSI
Huy! Mag-yosi muna tayo...

"Hey! Let's have a cigarette first..."
yosi by Mongol Cabelin August 14, 2007
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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