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He got a great dick, he treats his girl the best way possible. Its really easy to get attached to him. You dont want to lose him.
Yosif, hes the best boy friend ever
Yosif by Yo245 January 30, 2018
Words you can keep
A indian/ Persian boy who fucks everyone's bitch
- Yea man that dude yosif just fucked my bitch
• same man, he fucked mine last week
Yosif by Godlovesme666 June 22, 2017
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Yosif yosef Yousif yosi yusif Yoif yosili Yosuf yesification Yosias
A sexy strong young man with a huge cock and every girl wishes to have sex with him. Some boys dream to be like him and are jeleous of his success
Yosif by Jellowfrycurry March 18, 2019
Yosif, a great bf for tiana he has an absolute dump truck and works out 24/7 he can show u da world tooo
omg have you seen yosif tiana so lucky to have him
Yosif by tosifffff August 31, 2022
Yositi means yes. Coming from an upcoming rapper named “Jazz
Person 1 : Hey man, you wanna go to the casino
Person 2 : Yositi
yositi by Shaanbrarr July 16, 2021
Yosuf is the guy you will meet and fall in love with slowly but surely. His smile is genuine, his heart is pure. He is a very likeable person. Strangers like him instantly and are happy to give him things for free or help him out. Yosuf is a sociable, funny guy and has many friends. Yosuf loves and cares about his close friends, family and pets very deeply and would do anything to make sure they are allright. Surely, Yosuf is loved by many people. He is a smart guy but more importantly, a wise guy with honest thoughts and an open mind. Yosuf can be a little bit sneaky and can come up with evil plans, yet, his heart is big and he wont ever do anyone any harm (unless someone is harming the people or animals he loves so deeply). A little boy lives inside of his heart, enabling Yosuf to experience true happiness. Yet, he is grown up in his own way, and does not stress about the things that do not matter. When looking into his eyes, one is reminded of what it means to be alive. When he smiles, the whole world lights up. Wrapped inside Yosuf arms is the most comfortable place to be. His endless love and warmth will stick all your broken pieces back together. His girlfriend will be the luckiest woman in the world. He would do anything to make her happy. It's important to make Yosuf realize how amazing he is, because Yosuf can be a little bit stupid too and forget that he deserves the best.
Today I met up with Yosuf, such an amazing guy!
Yosuf is the one I truly love
Today I met up with Yosuf, such an amazing guy!
Yosuf by MrWazowski April 13, 2022
An improved representation of yeet ; don’t be basic.
Katie was mad so she yotifyed her smoothie across the store.
Yotify by Miranda Gallio April 28, 2020
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