english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."
by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009
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YOSPOS

YOSPOS Bitch!
by Lord_Flatulence December 15, 2009
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at this time

"at this time" is what you hear when someone at Publix is politely telling you NO. There is never going to be a future time, so deal with it.
"Printed and digital coupons are not redeemable through Instacart at this time." "We are not able to issue rain checks for out of stock products at this time." "Hi John, we do not have any information on this at this time."
by Lord_Flatulence June 23, 2022
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