yoak
Words you can keep
yoak
Yoak/yoaking is a sexual act performed in a public bathroom by two people holding glassware, similar to popular activities involving one guy and one jar.
If you are seeking yoaking then you should write "yoak" on the wall of the bathroom and check daily for a reply. The respondent will also write on the wall with a preferred time, and if you agree then you can return to the bathroom at that time with glassware to participate in yoaking.
If you are seeking yoaking then you should write "yoak" on the wall of the bathroom and check daily for a reply. The respondent will also write on the wall with a preferred time, and if you agree then you can return to the bathroom at that time with glassware to participate in yoaking.
Van Yoak
A term frequently used to describe quiet but troublesome Russian boys who often quote Shakespeare while engaging in primate-like behavior. Despite the fact that they are sometimes difficult to please, most women find them to be strangely irresistable. Although they are easily frustrated and may threat to "buff you with their bodies!", one short strip tease is all one needs to do to coax them into blissful submission. They respond to the names "Mikey, Michael, Michael ___ Jones! (when spoken to sternly), little squirrel, goofball, Pansy!, and Yoakface).
Dwight Yoakam
Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.
If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.
If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.
Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!
Dwight Yoakam by me April 25, 2005
YOAKO
Paul Lets get fucked up me, james, kaan, amanda, paul, cameron, porker, an everyone
James - Yoako nigga.
James - Yoako nigga.
YOAKO by paulieanamanda2k14 January 1, 2014
The Dwight Yoakam Diet
Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things
The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:
1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.
The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:
1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.
Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!
David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!
David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!
The Dwight Yoakam Diet by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026