Really fucking fat piece of shit. Obese, nicotine addict,
alcoholic, fat lard. Always hungry and eating honey
mustard pretzels and
taco bell. No drivers license and prostitutes his Disney + for food. Absolutely massive. Has his own asteroid belt and Haley's comet that circles him every thousand years.
Friend
1: Holy shit that's a huge burger.
Friend 2: Careful he'll hear you.
*Large footsteps causing tremors in the
earth*
Friend
1: Oh Fuck Yevgen heard us!
Yevgen: Food Now!