Really fucking fat piece of shit. Obese, nicotine addict, alcoholic, fat lard. Always hungry and eating honey mustard pretzels and taco bell. No drivers license and prostitutes his Disney + for food. Absolutely massive. Has his own asteroid belt and Haley's comet that circles him every thousand years.
Friend 1: Holy shit that's a huge burger.
Friend 2: Careful he'll hear you.
*Large footsteps causing tremors in the earth*
Friend 1: Oh Fuck Yevgen heard us!
Yevgen: Food Now!
Friend 2: Careful he'll hear you.
*Large footsteps causing tremors in the earth*
Friend 1: Oh Fuck Yevgen heard us!
Yevgen: Food Now!
by heavyyevvy January 09, 2020