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Yankstain 

An annoying American who feels the need to constantly assert their country's superiority, unaware that doing so actually demonstrates insecurity and self-doubt.

See the definitions for America
And also wankstain
The internet has been full of Yankstains since "9/11," and if I have to read another badly-spelled piece of crap about how shit the French are, I swear I will take an aeroplane and crash it where the sun doesn't shine.

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.
wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016

wankstain 

1. A persistant annonoying twat .2. Something you desperately want to get rid off but with a great deal of difficulty.
1. Get out of my face , you wankstain !
2. That housemate of mine is harder to get rid off than the wankstain on the wall!
3. This mate of mine is a proper wankstain !
wankstain by Lester122 April 9, 2007

wankstain 

person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison
That stupid wankstain has fucked up again
wankstain by bikerspice July 10, 2003

wankstain 

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.
1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!
wankstain by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Yankistan 

Traditionally, countries such as Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Pakistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, and Afghanistan - collectively known as the "STANS", are considered to be the embodiment of desperate, backward, currupt, morally and financially bankrupt states. The idea of the "banana republic" is along the same lines. Given the militaristic foreign policies of the USA in recent years, its current economic woes appear to some observers as a fitting comeuppance. And, it is believed that the root cause of the present difficulties lies in precisely those attributes that are commonly assigned to the "STANS". Thus, the term "Yankistan" serves to describe the USA in terms of "desperate, backward, currupt, morally and financially bankrupt". Of course, the heightened engagement of the USA in Central Asia, the home of many "stans", is the chief reason why "Yankistan" is used in this context.
Examples of this term in use occur:

1. At the China Daily blog, where it is said:

BROKE & CRASHED yankistan ready to kiss Russia arse" - This is in reference to the US offer to "reset" relations with Russia.

2. The Russian Pravda.ru features:

Desperate yankistan tries to launch "color revolution" in Kirgizstan - This is in reference to the alleged role of the USA in inciting popular discontent with the Kyrgyz government in a supposed effort to achieve regime change, and a government that will allow the US to maintain its Manas Air Base in Kyrgyzstan - that is presently used in the War on Terror: in Afghanistan!
Yankistan by Steve Bosco March 28, 2009

wankstain 

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!
You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!
wankstain by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015
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Respectfully 

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Modified derivative of granola.
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