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Dirty Yarwood 

A Dirty yarwood is when a person puts a coconut up their ass and farts it out like a cannon ball hitting someone in the face and then the person licks the coconut clean and fucks it.
Dirty Yarwood by Fadsfaga December 4, 2020
Related Words
1.Angry when wet
2.Fitness fanatic
Im so Yarwood
Yarwood by Alex March 24, 2004

yarwoodism

A phrase that is popularly attributed to a person, even though that person didn't (originally) say it. Rather it was invented for the person, by satirists/impersonators.

Named after veteran impressionist Mike Yarwood, who is famed for invented such phrases.
Examples of yarwoodisms include...

"Billions and billions". Carl Sagan insists he has never said this, and it originates from a Johnny Carson impression.

"I can see Russia from my house". Sarah Palin has said words to that effect, but it was impersonator Tina Fey who said this famous quote.

"Elementary my dear Watson". Not said in any of the original novels, but still regularly used to impersonate Sherlock Holmes.

"Beam me up Scotty". Never said in any of the Star Trek editions (closest was "Scotty, beam me up" in one later episode)

"My name is Michael Caine". A common way of impersonating said film star; it was not until 1983 that Caine said it on film, in Educating Rita (as an in-joke)

"Why can't I quit you?". Not said in Brokeback Mountain, but the product of Russ Parr's parody of the film (on his Morning Show)

"Super smashing great". Although Jim Bowen frequently said each of those word in isolation, he never said that phrase on Bullseye-- it was supplied by Spitting Image. Bowen has used it since then though, as self-parody.

"There's been a murder". According to Alex Norton ('DCI Burke'), this has never been said on Taggart-- frequently used in parodies of the show though.

"Crisis? What crisis?". Jim Callaghan never said that, The Sun newspaper paraphrased him for a headline-- the phrase is still popularly associated with him.

"Let me tell you a story". A catchphrase for Max Bygraves, invented by Mike Yarwood.

"Ssssilly billy". Denis Healey never originally said this, another Yarwood invention.
A Korean boy who will make you laugh so hard you don’t want to hang up the phone. Makes you lose sleep. But he’s short.
Have you met Yunwoo?

Oh, you mean the short dude?

Yeah!

Yunwoo is cool!
Yunwoo by Phoenixxxs333 January 6, 2021
Refers to a chap who lives under a number of aliases, including, but not limited to lamarion patel, lamar consolidated, shampoo, amongst others. Immense aversion to falling water, and high propensity to hold grudges. Primary weakness is ear lobes and hugs from em-bo. Tread carefully, and supply with lots of pizza and beer (or crown).
you: what up son, whats the ups yanfoo?
him: u think ur funny, huh?
yanfoo by 59.south March 28, 2008
Trying to be badass at games and bragging moves and styles when the team are in real danger!
ooooh got a kills on this dude yaowoo!! let's get more!!!
yaowoo by Black Stone January 17, 2018