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your penis 

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis
your penis by hakin commie May 20, 2018

your penis is weak 

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed
Come on Davis your penis is weak
your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

your penis is hanging out 

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask
Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

your penis is gay 

your penis is gay
your penis is gay by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020

your penis (aka your dick) 

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

thinking with your penis 

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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