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you stink of obama 

The aroma that comes from a situation where a particularly large, noticable or famous person goes a bit gay.
Non Stinker: Man, we are about to win this game of chess, lets finish them off.

Stinker (Obama): No. Lets engage with a view to a hug and if that doesn't work, we'll let them win to make them happy.

Non Stinker: Oh man, you stink of Obama.
you stink of obama by Harry010 June 27, 2011

Ew, You Stink 

A joke used when someone messes up or acts dumb.
Bill: *says 5 squared is 10

Jared: “Ew, You stink, Bill
Ew, You Stink by Wes the Bes December 3, 2019

Flowers stink and you are purple 

Flowers stink and you are purple isn't actually a thing but it is when you want to annoy some1 >:) And it's awesome to annoy kaymunk
"@kaymunk"
"yesh?"

"flowers stink and you are purple!""hehehehe"
"NO! >:("
"yesssss >:))) tehehehe"

Flowers stink and you are purple 

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.
you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

you stinking libtard

the people who rejected my Hillary Clinton definition
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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