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YOLOSELAMOFO 

Acronym for You Only Live Once So Eat Like A Mother Fucker. Used to rationalize any overeating decision or the decision to eat something clearly not on any prescribed healthy diet like "Everything Hash Browns" at a Denny's in San Francisco.
Before I walk into the Old Country Buffet and hunker down on an entire sleeve of Meat Loaf I always assuage my feelings of guilt by remembering YOLOSELAMOFO.
YOLOSELAMOFO by Poop$ January 15, 2013
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yolosweg 

what faggots use to make themselves feel cool about themselves when they're just annoying ass 11 year-olds who never get picked for dodgeball. Fucking idiots use this slang for a slang word, mother fucking JAY ZEE SHIT YA HURR!?!?!?!? faggots.
yolosweg I'm the king of France jk lols im actually a lonely 10 yearold will u be my friend plz

YOLOsexual 

An individual who overuses the term coined by YMCMB recording artist Drake 'YOLO,' which stands for 'You Only Live Once.'
Guy 1: "Aye cuhh, I'm bout to make some ramen noodles. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, I gotta go get the mail. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "The heel of my foot itches like crazy. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "Damn, ain't no more AriZona?? YOLO!"

Guy 2: "Nigga stop being such a YOLOsexual"
YOLOsexual by @Cromzzwell_ July 13, 2012

YOLOsexual 

Somebody who takes sexual opportunities that appeal to them as if "you only live once".
Woman 1 "I've never made out with 2 guys in one day before. And it felt really good and I dont care what anybody thinks and who knows when I'll ever feel that way again so I went for it!".
Woman 2 "That's awesome. You're such a YOLOsexual".
YOLOsexual by yolosexual1 April 24, 2013

Yolosexual 

A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.
Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.

Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!

Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual
Yolosexual by DaMylkMan September 29, 2012

yolosweg 

A combination of "Yolo" which stands for "You only live once", and "Sweg" which is a play on "Swag", which indicates swagger. Commonly used as a joke, and normally doesn't indicate seriousness.
Person1: lol that stuff was 4 real
Person1: yolosweg
Person2: lol dude but in all seriousness, help me beat this level.
Person1: yolosweg
Person2: go die in a hole
yolosweg by BL_Scott March 14, 2014